1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,840 - Mr Shakespeare? - Who is it? 4 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,920 - Mr Shakespeare? You there, sir? - What do you want? 5 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,680 There's a letter for you, sir 6 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,160 >From the Queen 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,520 Thank you 8 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,680 Ow! 9 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,880 To my countryman and subject, Mr William Shakespeare 10 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,280 My admiration of your work for the stage is well known, sir 11 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:01,560 And for many an evening do I owe you for excellent entertainment 12 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:06,520 But news that you are to present a new play concerning King Henry the Fifth... 13 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:11,280 ...without any appearance by that excellent rogue Sir John Falstaff... 14 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,040 ...does, I must confess, much perplex me 15 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,440 I therefore request and require that you pen a new play... 16 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:24,200 ...concerning the Knight Falstaff himself, for a Royal entertainment... 17 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:30,000 ...and that performance of said play shall take place two weeks from today 18 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,480 Oh, my God! 19 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,680 And hereby signed, Her Royal Majesty, Elizabeth 20 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,120 Queen of England... and Ireland... and France... 21 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,880 ...and Defender of the Faith 22 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,080 Oh dear... right 23 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,040 Act 1... 24 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,720 Oh yes, that's very good 25 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,960 Sir Hugh, persuade me not. I will make a Star Chamber matter of it 26 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,000 If he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs... 27 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:03,240 ...he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire, Justice of the Peace 28 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,880 - And a gentleman born, Master Parson - Ay, cousin Slender 29 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,080 If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you... 30 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,280 ...I am of the Church... 31 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,760 ...and will be glad to do my benevolence... 32 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,520 ...to make atonements and compromises between you 33 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,000 The Council shall hear it, it is a riot 34 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:27,160 It is not meet the Council hear a riot. There is no fear of God in a riot 35 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,440 Ha! O' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it 36 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,720 It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it 37 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,960 - What? - Now... 38 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,600 ...there is another device in my brain... 39 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,560 ...which peradventure brings good discretions with it 40 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:50,760 There is Anne Page, which is daughter to Mister George Page... 41 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,800 ...which is pretty virginity 42 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,120 Mistress Anne Page? 43 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,800 She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman 44 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:04,960 It is that very person, and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold and silver... 45 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:10,120 ...is her grandsire upon his death's-bed, God deliver to a joyful resurrections... 46 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,920 ...has left her, when she is able to overtake twenty-one years old 47 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,960 It were a good motion to leave our pribbles and prabbles... 48 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:24,960 ...and desire a marriage between Master Abraham Slender and Mistress Anne Page 49 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,480 Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pounds? 50 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,560 Ay, and her father is make her a better penny 51 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,520 I know the young gentlewoman. She has good gifts 52 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,640 Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is good gifts 53 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,400 Well, let us see honest Mister Page 54 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,200 Is Falstaff there? 55 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,960 The knight, Sir John Falstaff, is there 56 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,920 And, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers 57 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,040 I will beat the door for Mister Page 58 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,800 - Boyo! God bless your house here - Who's there? 59 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,280 Here is God's blessing, and your friend, and Justice Shallow... 60 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,240 ...and here, young Master Slender 61 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,880 I am glad to see your worships well 62 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,600 Mister Page, I am glad to see you 63 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,080 - Is Sir John Falstaff here? - Sir, he is within 64 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:14,320 - He hath wronged me, Mister Page - Ah, sir, he doth in some sort confess it 65 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,240 If it be confessed, it is not redressed. Is not that so, Mister Page? 66 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,640 He hath wronged me. Indeed he hath, at a word, he hath, believe me 67 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,480 Robert Shallow, esquire, saith he is wronged 68 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,480 Here comes Sir John 69 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:43,960 Now Mister Shallow, you'll complain of me to the Queen's Council? 70 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,880 Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge 71 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,240 But not kissed your keeper's daughter? 72 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,280 This shall be answered 73 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,120 I will answer it straight 74 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,520 I have done all this. That is now answered 75 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 The Council shall know this 76 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,280 'Twere better for you if it were known in council. You'll be laughed at 77 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:11,440 Master Slender, I broke your head. What matter have you against me? 78 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:17,800 Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you, and against your coney-catching rascals 79 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:23,520 They carried me to the tavern, made me drunk, and afterwards they picked my pocket 80 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,720 - You Banbury cheese! - Ay, it is no matter 81 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,000 - How now, Mephistophiles! - Ay, it is no matter 82 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,680 Slice, I say, slice! That's my humour 83 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,400 Where's Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin? 84 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,720 Peace, peace, I pray you 85 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,880 I will make a brief of it in my notebook... 86 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:44,680 ...and afterwards, will work upon the cause with as great discreetly as I can 87 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,280 - Pistol! - He hears with ears 88 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:53,360 "He hears with ears"? What phrase is this, why, it is affectations 89 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:58,160 Pistol, did you pick Master Slender's purse? 90 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,840 Ay, by these garms, did he, of seven groats in mill-sixpences... 91 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:07,040 ...and two Edward shovel-boards, that cost me two shilling and two pence apiece 92 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,280 Is this true, Pistol? 93 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:15,920 I combat challenge of this latten bilbo. Word of denial. Froth and scum, thou liest 94 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,520 - By this ring, then, 'twas he - Nym? 95 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:24,840 Be avised, sir, and pass good humours. Do not run the beadle's humour on me 96 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,080 By these loafers, then, she had it 97 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,800 For though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk... 98 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,640 ...yet I am not altogether an ass 99 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,840 Bardolph? 100 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:41,520 Why, sir, for my part I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences 101 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:46,280 It is his "five senses". Fie, what the ignorance is! 102 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:51,960 And being completely fap, sir, was as they say cashiered... 103 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,400 ...and so the conclusions past the careers 104 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,680 Ah-ha! You spake in Latin then, too 105 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,440 But 'tis no matter, for I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again... 106 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,360 ...but in honest, civil, godly company 107 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:08,120 And if I be drunk, I shall be drunk with those that have the fear of God... 108 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,240 ...and not with drunken knaves 109 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:15,080 That is a virtuous mind. Sir John, good worts 110 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,320 Good worts, good cabbage 111 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,880 You hear all these matters denied, gentlemen 112 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,160 You hear it 113 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,720 Ah, gentlemen! 114 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,080 Nay, daughter, carry the wine in 115 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,400 O heaven! This is Mistress Anne Page 116 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,960 How now, Mistress Ford! 117 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:42,560 Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well met 118 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,720 By your leave, good mistress 119 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:50,480 Come, gentlemen, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner 120 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,920 Venison. I knew it! 121 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,320 Indeed gentlemen, and I hope we shall drink down all unkindness 122 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:11,000 I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of Songs and Sonnets here 123 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,800 How now, Simple! I must wait upon myself, now, must I? 124 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,640 Have you not the Book of Riddles about you, have you? 125 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:21,680 Book of Riddles? Why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake a fortnight last? 126 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,120 Come, coz, come, coz, we stay for you. A word with you, coz 127 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,720 - There is, as 'twere, a tender... - What? 128 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,800 A kind of offer... 129 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,120 ...about to be made by Sir Hugh here. Do you understand me? 130 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,360 Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable 131 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,400 If it be so, I will do that that is reason 132 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,080 Nay, but understand me 133 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,040 So I do, sir 134 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:53,320 Master Slender, I will description the matter to you... 135 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,280 ...if you be capacity of it 136 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,920 Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says 137 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,880 But that is not the question. The question is concerning your marriage 138 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,320 - Ay, there's the point, sir - Ay, marry, is it, the very point of it 139 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,320 To Mistress Anne Page 140 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,720 If it be so, I will marry her upon any reasonable demands 141 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,200 - But can you affection the woman? - Can you love the maid? 142 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:21,440 I hope, sir, that I will do as it shall become one that does reason 143 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,480 God's Lords and Ladies! 144 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:27,120 Cousin Abraham Slender, will you, upon good dowry, marry Anne Page? 145 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,600 I will marry her, sir, at your request 146 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,320 But if there be no great love in the beginning... 147 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,520 ...yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance... 148 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,720 ...when we are married and have more occasion to know one another 149 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,600 I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt 150 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:52,240 But if you say "Marry her", I will marry her. That I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely 151 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,000 Dissolutely? The word is "resolutely" 152 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,520 I think my cousin meant well 153 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,520 Here comes fair Mistress Anne 154 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,640 Mistress Anne, would I were young for your sake 155 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,040 The dinner is on the table. My father desires your company 156 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,960 I will wait upon him, fair Mistress Anne 157 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,360 God's blessed will, I will not be absence at the grace 158 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,200 Go Sirrah, go wait upon my cousin 159 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,160 Will it please you to come in, sir? 160 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,480 No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily. I am very well 161 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,120 The dinner attends you, sir 162 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,920 I am not a-hungry, I thank you 163 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,040 I may not go in without you. They will not sit till you come 164 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,760 I' faith, I'll eat nothing. I thank you as much as though I did 165 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,320 - I pray you, sir, walk in - I had rather stay here, I thank you 166 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,920 I bruised my shin the other day playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence 167 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,480 Why does your dog growl so? 168 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,280 Come, gentle Master Slender. Come, we stay for you 169 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,880 I'll eat nothing, I thank you, sir 170 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:14,680 By cock and pie, you shall not choose, sir. Come, come 171 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,160 I pray you, Mistress Anne, lead the way 172 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:26,200 Simple! Go your ways, look you, and ask of Doctor Caius' house 173 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,680 There dwells one Mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse... 174 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:36,560 ...or his dry nurse, his cook, or his laundry, his washer, and his wringer 175 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,680 Well, sir 176 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,120 Give her this letter 177 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,800 For it is a woman that altogether is acquaintance with Mistress Anne Page 178 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,960 And the letter is to desire and require her... 179 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:57,640 ...to solicit your master, Abraham Slender's, desires to Mistress Anne Page 180 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,600 Pray you, be gone 181 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:04,040 I will make an end of my dinner, there's pippins and cheese to come 182 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,440 Mine Hostess of the Garter! 183 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,440 What sayest thou, bully-rook? 184 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,840 Speak scholarly and wisely 185 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:41,240 Truly, good Hostess, I must turn away some of my followers 186 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:46,240 Then discard, bully Hercules. Let them wag. Trot, trot 187 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,400 I sit at ten pounds a week 188 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:55,600 And you live like an Emperor, a Caesar, a Keisar, a Vizier 189 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,320 All right 190 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:04,920 I will entertain Bardolph. She shall draw, she shall tap 191 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,760 Said I well, bully Hector? 192 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,120 - Do so, good mine Hostess - I have spoke 193 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,240 - Bardolph! - Yes, Sir John 194 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,960 Let me see thee froth and lime 195 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,680 I am at a word, follow 196 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,320 - What? - Bardolph, follow her 197 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,720 A tapster is a good trade 198 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,440 Bardolph, wilt thou the spigot wield? 199 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,040 It is a life that I have desired. I will thrive 200 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,600 Well, she was gotten in drink. Is not the humour conceited? 201 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:46,200 Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels 202 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:51,520 There is no remedy. I must cony-catch. I must shift 203 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,880 - Young ravens must have food - I love not the humour of bread and cheese 204 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,040 Which of you knows Ford of this town? 205 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,520 I ken him. He is of substance good 206 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:08,040 - My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about - Two yards or more 207 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:15,240 No quips now, Pistol. Indeed, I am in the waist two yards about 208 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,600 But I am now about no waste, I am about thrift 209 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,320 Briefly... 210 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:27,520 ...I do mean to make love to Ford's wife 211 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,440 I spy entertainment in her 212 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:38,160 She discourses, she carves, she gives the leer of invitation 213 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,880 I can construe her action, which is in plain English... 214 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,200 ..."I am Sir John Falstaff's" 215 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,200 He hath studied her well, and translated her will... 216 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,840 ...out of honesty into English 217 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,880 Will that humour pass? 218 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,520 The report goes, she holds all the rule of her husband's purse 219 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,720 He hath a legion of angels 220 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,920 - "To her, boy," say I - The humour rises, it's good 221 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,320 Humour me those angels 222 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,160 I have writ me here a letter to her. And here another to Page's wife... 223 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,480 ...who even yesterday gave me good eyes too... 224 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:17,360 ...examined my parts with most judicious oeillades 225 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:24,160 Sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot, sometimes my portly belly 226 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,880 O, she did so course o'er my exteriors with such a greedy intention... 227 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:34,440 ...that the appetite of her eye did seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass 228 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,520 She bears the purse too 229 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:42,960 They shall be my East and West Indies, all gold and bounty... 230 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,080 ...and I will trade to them both 231 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,960 Go there, bear thou this letter to Mistress Page... 232 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,000 ...and thou this, to Mistress Ford 233 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,960 We will thrive, lads, we will thrive! 234 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,920 Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become, and by my side wear steel? 235 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,160 Lucifer take all! 236 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:09,640 I will run no base humour. You take the letter, I will keep my reputation 237 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,400 - And I mine honour - Thine honour! 238 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,120 I have been content, sirs, you should lay my countenance to pawn 239 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,480 I am damned in hell for swearing my friends, you were good and tall fellows 240 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,600 And when Mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan... 241 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,520 ...I took't upon mine honour thou hadst it not 242 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,200 - Didst not we share? - Hadst you not fifteen pence? 243 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:37,680 Reason, you rogues, reason. Thinkest thou I'll endanger my soul gratis? 244 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,040 At a word, hang no more about me 245 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,720 You would not bear a letter for me, you rogues? 246 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,720 Hence, avaunt! 247 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,520 Vanish like hailstones, go! 248 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:53,360 Trudge, plod away o' the hoof, seek shelter, pack! 249 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000 Falstaff will learn the humour of this age 250 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,400 French thrift, you rogues 251 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,040 You boy, be you my page 252 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,960 - What's your name? - Robin 253 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,480 - Robin, bear you these letters tightly - Yes, Sir John 254 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,560 Let vultures gripe thy guts, base Phrygian Turk! 255 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:23,240 Why, now the world's mine oyster, which I with sword shall open 256 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,920 I have ideas which would be humours of revenge 257 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,120 - Revenge? - Ay 258 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:34,520 - With wit or steel? - With... both... the humours, I 259 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,640 I will impart the humour of his love to Page 260 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,600 And I to Ford shall eke unfold... 261 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,880 ...how Falstaff, varlet vile... 262 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:48,840 ...Ford's dove will prove, his gold will hold, and his soft bed defile 263 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,160 I will incense Page to deal with poison 264 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:57,120 For the revolt of mine is dangerous. That is my true humour 265 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,960 Thou art the Mars of malcontents 266 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,200 - Really? - I second thee, troop on 267 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,680 John Rugby! I prithee, go to the casement... 268 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,880 ...and see if you can see my master, Doctor Caius, coming 269 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,840 If he do, i' faith, and find any body in the house, he will be horn mad 270 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,880 I'll go watch 271 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,000 Go 272 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,920 And we'll have a posset for it soon at night, in faith 273 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:55,120 An honest, willing, kind fellow, as ever servant come in house withal 274 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,480 And, I warrant you, no tell-tale nor no breed-bate 275 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,120 His worst fault is, that he is given to prayer 276 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,280 He is something peevish that way, but... 277 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,560 ...nobody but has his fault 278 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,160 But let that pass 279 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,360 Peter Simple, you say your name is? 280 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,800 Ay, for want of a better 281 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,720 - And Master Slender's your master? - Ay 282 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,040 - A softly-sprighted man, is he not? - Ay, forsooth 283 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,680 He's as tall a man of his hands as any is between this and his head 284 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,880 I do remember him 285 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,560 Does he not hold up his head, as it were, and strut in his gait? 286 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,320 Yes, indeed, does he 287 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,960 Well, heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune 288 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,040 Tell Mister Parson Evans I'll do what I can for your master 289 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:49,240 - Anne's a good girl, and I... - Out, alas! Here comes my master 290 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,600 We shall all be shent! 291 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,200 Run in here, good young man. Go in this closet 292 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,560 He will not stay long 293 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,960 What is you sing? I do not like these toys 294 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,880 Fe, fe, fe, fe, fe! 295 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,360 Ma foi, il fait fort chaud 296 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,640 Je m'en vais à la cour, la grande affaire 297 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,080 Oh là là. Quelle catastrophe, ce Brexit 298 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,560 Pray you, fetch me in my closet the... 299 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,160 ...la boîte verte... 300 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,280 The box, the green box 301 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,640 Do you intend what I speak? 302 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,560 The green box 303 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,680 Ay, forsooth, I'll fetch it you 304 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,120 I'm glad he went not in himself 305 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,080 Is it this one, sir? 306 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,720 Mais oui, mette-le dans mon sac, in my bag 307 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,640 Dépêche, quickly. Quickly, Quickly 308 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,080 Where is that knave John Rugby? 309 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,480 - John Rugby! John! - Here, sir 310 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:45,560 You are John Rugby, and you are Jack Rugby 311 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,360 Come, follow my heels to the court 312 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,160 Ah ma foi, qu'ai-j'oublié! 313 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,600 There is some simples in my closet... 314 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,240 ...that I will not for the world I shall leave behind 315 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,520 Ay me, he'll find the young man in there 316 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,480 Merci beaucoup 317 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,840 O diable, diable! What is in my closet? 318 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,320 Villain! 319 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,080 Voleur! Scélérat! Larron! 320 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,920 - Rugby, my rapier! - Good master, be content 321 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,040 - Wherefore should I be content? - The young man is an honest man 322 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,440 What shall the honest man do in my closet? 323 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,240 There is no honest man that shall come in my closet 324 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,600 I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic 325 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,800 Hear the truth of it 326 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,200 He comes of an errand to me from Parson Hugh 327 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,680 Errand? What errand? 328 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,200 - He would desire... - Peace, I pray you 329 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,440 Peace in your mouth 330 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,600 Speak your tale 331 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,480 He will desire this honest gentlewoman, your maid... 332 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,880 ...to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page... 333 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:05,400 ...for my master, Master Slender, in the way of marriage 334 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,240 This is all, indeed 335 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,000 But I would ne'er have done it 336 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,040 Sir Hugh send you? 337 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,880 Baille-moi du papier, Rugby 338 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,000 Prepare me some paper 339 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,600 You, wait little while 340 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,280 I am glad he is so quiet 341 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,920 If he'd been thoroughly moved, you should have heard him so loud 342 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,880 But listen, I'll do you your master what good I can 343 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,200 But the thing is, the French doctor, my master, well, I... 344 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,440 My master, well, I call him my master, for I keep his house 345 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,040 I wash, wring, brew, bake, scour... 346 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,800 ...dress meat and drink, make the beds and do all myself... 347 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:21,640 ...but he, my master, is in love with Mistress Anne Page himself 348 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,640 But notwithstanding that, I know Anne's mind 349 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:30,000 You jackanape, you give this letter to Sir Hugh 350 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,080 By gar, it is a challenge 351 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,640 I will cut his throat in the park 352 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,600 And I will teach a scurvy jackanape priest to meddle 353 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,080 You may be gone. It is not good you tarry here 354 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,920 By gar, I will cut all his two couilles... 355 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,200 ..."bollocks" 356 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,920 By gar, he will not have a ball left to throw for his dog 357 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,640 Alas, he speaks but for his friend 358 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,640 It's no matter for that 359 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,360 Do not you tell me that. I shall have Anne Page for myself 360 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,680 By gar, I will kill the priest 361 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:17,760 And I have assigned mine Hostess of the Garter to decide where we meet... 362 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,360 ...to measure our weapons 363 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,640 By gar, I will myself have Anne Page 364 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:30,240 Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well 365 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,720 We must give folk leave to prate 366 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,600 Rugby, come to the court with me 367 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,280 By gar, if I do not have Anne Page, I shall turn your head out of my doors 368 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,600 Follow my heels, Rugby 369 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,840 You shall have An... fool's head of your own 370 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,200 - Who's there? - What ho 371 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,720 Oh Master Fenton! Come in, I pray you 372 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,280 How now, good woman, how dost thou? 373 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,960 The better that it pleases your good worship to ask 374 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,080 What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne? 375 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:23,600 In truth, and she is pretty, and honest, and gentle, and she is your friend 376 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,720 I can tell you that, and I praise heaven for it 377 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,400 Shall I do any good, thinkest thou? Shall I not lose my suit? 378 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:36,200 Master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a book, she loves you 379 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,840 - Have not your worship a wart above your eye? - Yes, marry, have I. What of that? 380 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,200 Well, thereby hangs a tale 381 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:51,040 Good faith, she is such a one. But, I detest, an honest maid as ever broke bread 382 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,680 We had an hour's talk of that wart 383 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,640 Indeed, she's much given to allicholy and musing for you 384 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,360 Well, I shall see her today. Hold, there's money for thee 385 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:09,560 Let me have thy voice in my behalf. If thou seest her before me, commend me 386 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,720 Will I? I'faith, that I will 387 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:17,520 And I will tell your worship more of the wart the next time we have confidence... 388 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,000 ...and of other wooers 389 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,320 - Well, farewell. I am in great haste now - Farewell to your worship 390 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,360 Truly, an honest gentleman 391 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,920 But Anne loves him not, for I know Anne's mind for that 392 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,720 Never a woman in Windsor knows more of Anne's mind than I do 393 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,920 Out upon't, what have I forgot? 394 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,960 What, have I scaped love-letters in the holiday-time of my beauty... 395 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,240 ...and am I now a subject for them? Let me see 396 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,280 "Ask me no reason why I love you" 397 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,560 "For though Love use Reason for his confessor..." 398 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,720 "...he admits him not for his counsellor" 399 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,880 "You are not young..." 400 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,920 "...no more am I. Go to then, there's sympathy" 401 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:51,880 "You are merry, so am I. Ha, ha, then there's more sympathy" 402 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:59,440 "You love drink, and so do I. Would you desire better sympathy?" 403 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:05,560 "Let it suffice thee, Mistress Page, at least, if the love of soldier can suffice..." 404 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,280 "...that I love thee" 405 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:14,280 "I will not say, pity me, 'tis not a soldier-like phrase. But I say, love me" 406 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:20,880 "By me, thine own true knight, By day or night, or any kind of light" 407 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,000 "With all his might for thee to fight..." 408 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,880 "...John Falstaff" 409 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:35,000 John Falstaff? O wicked world! 410 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,120 A man that is well-nigh worn to pieces with age... 411 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,040 ...showing himself a young gallant! 412 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,400 And what an unweighed behaviour... 413 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,200 ...hath this Flemish drunkard picked out of my conversation... 414 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,800 ...that he dares in this manner assay me? 415 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:56,600 Why, he hath not been thrice in my company! What did I say to him? 416 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,680 I was then frugal of my mirth, heaven forgive me 417 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:08,360 Why, I'll exhibit a bill in the parliament for the putting down of men 418 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,800 How shall I be revenged on him? 419 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,960 For revenged I will be, as sure as his guts are made of puddings 420 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,840 Mistress Page! Meg! 421 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,240 Alice! You look very ill 422 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,080 Nay, I'll ne'er believe that, I have to show to the contrary 423 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,520 - Oh Meg, give me some counsel - What's the matter? 424 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,080 If it were not for one trifling respect, I could come to such honour 425 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,160 Hang the trifle, woman, take the honour. What is it? 426 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,920 Dispense with trifles, what is it? 427 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,600 If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment or so... 428 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,120 ...I could be knighted 429 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,800 - What? - Here, read, read 430 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,720 Perceive how I might be knighted 431 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,720 I shall think the worse of fat men... 432 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,680 ...as long as I have an eye to make difference of men's liking 433 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,000 How shall I be revenged on him? 434 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,160 I think the best way were to entertain him with hope... 435 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:09,440 ...until the wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease 436 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,240 Did you ever hear the like? 437 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,480 Letter for letter, but that the name of Page and Ford differs 438 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,920 Here's the twin-brother to thy letter 439 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,280 I warrant he hath a thousand of these letters... 440 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,320 ...writ with blank space for different names 441 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,080 Sure, more, and he will print them, out of doubt 442 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,400 For he cares not what he puts into the press, when he would put us two 443 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,040 I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man 444 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:38,800 Why, this is the very same, the very hand, the very words 445 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,880 - What doth he think of us? - Nay, I know not 446 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,480 Sure, unless he know some strain in me, that I know not myself... 447 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,840 ...he would never have boarded me in this fury 448 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,960 "Boarding" call you it? I'll be sure to keep him above deck 449 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,160 So will I 450 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,800 If he come under my hatches, I'll never to sea again 451 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,360 Let's be revenged on him 452 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,800 I will consent to act any villany against him, that may not sully the chariness of our honesty 453 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:09,040 That my husband saw this letter! It would give eternal food to his jealousy 454 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,280 My husband's as far from jealousy as I am from giving him cause 455 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,720 You are the happier woman 456 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:19,000 Let's consult together against this greasy knight 457 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,680 Come, come 458 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,520 - Nay, I hope it be not so - And this is true 459 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680 I love not the humour of lying 460 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,320 - He loves your wife - Yes, Sir John affects thy wife 461 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,240 Why, sir, my wife is not young 462 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,200 He loves your wife. There's the short and the long 463 00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:00,000 He woos both high and low, both rich and poor both young and old... 464 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,480 ...one with another, he loves them all 465 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,720 Loves my wife! 466 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,400 My name is Nym 467 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,280 And Falstaff loves your wife 468 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,720 With liver burning hot 469 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,320 Take heed, have open eye, for thieves do foot by night 470 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,520 Take heed, ere summer comes or cuckoo-birds do sing 471 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,600 Adieu 472 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,200 Believe it, Page, he speaks sense 473 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,840 Farewell 474 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,960 I will find out this 475 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,920 "The humour of it," quoth he! Here's a fellow frights English out of his wits 476 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,160 - I will seek out Falstaff - I never heard such a drawling, affecting rogue 477 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,800 - If I do find it, well - I will not believe him 478 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,520 'Twas a good sensible fellow, well 479 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,520 You heard what this knave told me, did you not? 480 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,240 - Yeah, and you heard what the other told me? - Do you think there's truth in 'em? 481 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,800 Hang 'em, slaves! These that accuse him in his intent towards our wives... 482 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,720 ...are a yoke of his discarded men. Very rogues, now they be out of service 483 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,600 - Were they his men? - Marry, were they 484 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,080 I like it never the better for that. Does he lie at the Garter? 485 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,400 Ay, marry, does he 486 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,000 If he should intend this voyage towards my wife, I shall turn her loose to him 487 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,520 And what he gets more of her than sharp words, let it lie on my head 488 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,120 I do not misdoubt my wife, but I would be loath to turn 'em together 489 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,280 A man may be too confident 490 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,560 - Whither go you, George? - How now, Meg 491 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,120 How now, sweet Frank 492 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,080 Why art thou melancholy? 493 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:39,640 I melancholy! I am not melancholy. Get you in, go 494 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,000 Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy head. Will you go in, Meg? 495 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,600 Have with you. You'll come to dinner, George 496 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,880 Look who comes yonder 497 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,080 She shall be our messenger to this paltry knight 498 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,920 Aye, I thought on her. She'll fit it 499 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 You are come to see my daughter Anne? 500 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,240 Ay, forsooth. And how does good Mistress Anne? 501 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,560 Go in with us and see. We'll have an hour's talk with you 502 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,880 - Bully-rook! - I follow, mine Hostess, I follow 503 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,880 Look where my ranting Hostess of the Garter comes 504 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360 There is either liquor in her pate or money in her purse... 505 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,600 ...when she looks so merrily 506 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,480 - How now, bully-rook! - How now, mine Hostess 507 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,400 Good day, good Mister Page! Mister Page, will you go with us? 508 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,840 - We have sport in hand - Tell him, Cavaliero Justice, tell him 509 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,040 Sir, there is a fray to be fought between Sir Hugh the Welsh priest... 510 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,840 ...and Caius the French doctor 511 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,280 Good mine Hostess of the Garter, a word with you 512 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,040 What sayest thou? 513 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,680 Will you go with us to behold it? My merry Hostess... 514 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,880 My merry Hostess... 515 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,560 My merry Hostess hath appointed them contrary places 516 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,600 Hark, I will tell you what our sport shall be 517 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,640 I have heard the Frenchman hath good skill in his rapier 518 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,920 Ah Mister Page, I have seen the time, with my long sword... 519 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,120 ...I would have made four tall fellows skip like rats 520 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,280 You mean my knight, my guest Sir John? 521 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,560 I do! And I'll give you a bottle of burnt sack to give me recourse to him... 522 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,840 ...and tell him my name is Brook, only for a jest 523 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,800 My hand, bully 524 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,880 Thou shalt have egress and regress. Said I well? 525 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,480 And thy name shall be Brook 526 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,560 He is a merry knight. Will you go with us? 527 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,240 - Come come, mine Hostess - Boys, boys, let us wag 528 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,400 Though Page be a secure fool, he stands so firmly on his wife's frailty... 529 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,640 ...yet I cannot put off my opinion so easily 530 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,480 She was in Falstaff's company at Page's house... 531 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,440 ...and what they made there, I know not 532 00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:02,200 Well, I will look further into it. And I'll have a disguise to sound Falstaff 533 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,160 If I find her honest, I lose not my labour 534 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,560 If she be otherwise... 535 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,000 ...'tis labour well bestowed 536 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,600 Sir... 537 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,440 ...there's a woman would speak with you - Let her approach 538 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Cheers 539 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,280 - Give your worship good morrow - Good morrow, good wife 540 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,520 - Not so, an't please your worship - Good maid, then 541 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:56,280 I'll be sworn, as my mother was, the first hour I was born 542 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,360 I do believe the swearer 543 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,120 What with me? 544 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,240 Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two? 545 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:08,280 Two thousand, fair lady, and I'll vouchsafe thee the hearing 546 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,400 There is one Mistress Ford, sir 547 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,120 I pray, come a little nearer this ways 548 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:20,480 - I myself dwell with Master Doctor Caius - Well, on. Mistress Ford, you say 549 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,840 Your worship says very true 550 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,920 I pray your worship, come a little nearer this ways 551 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,520 - Bardolph... thingamajig... - Robin! 552 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,920 Get thee hence 553 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480 Well now 554 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,400 Mistress Ford. What of her? 555 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,880 Why, sir, she's a good creature 556 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,720 Lord, Lord! Your worship's a wanton 557 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,200 Heaven forgive you and all of us, I pray 558 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,160 Mistress Ford. Come, Mistress Ford 559 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,560 Marry, this is the short and the long of it 560 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,720 You have brought her into such a canaries as 'tis wonderful 561 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,720 The best courtier of them all could never have brought her to such a canaries 562 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,960 Yet, there has been knights, and lords... 563 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,960 ...and gentlemen, with their coaches, I warrant you 564 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,200 Coach after coach... 565 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:17,000 ...letter after letter, gift after gift, smelling so sweetly all musk 566 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:22,480 And so rushling, I warrant you, in silk and gold, that would have won any woman's heart 567 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,480 And, I warrant you, they could never get an eye-wink of her 568 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:31,280 They could never get her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all 569 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:37,000 And which is more, there has been earls, but, I warrant you, all is one with her 570 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:42,160 But what says she to me? Be brief, my good she-Mercury 571 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:48,560 Marry, she hath received your letter, for the which she thanks you a thousand times 572 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,240 And she gives you to notify that her husband will be absence from his house... 573 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,240 ...between five and six this evening 574 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,480 - Five and six? - Ay, truly 575 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,880 And then you may come and see the picture, she says, that you wot of 576 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,720 Mister Ford, her husband, will be from home 577 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,920 Alas! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him 578 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,640 He's a very jealousy man 579 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:18,920 She leads a very frampold life with him, good heart 580 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,920 Five and six. Woman, commend me to her. I will not fail her 581 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,640 Why, you say well. But I have another messenger to your worship 582 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:35,280 Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations to you too 583 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,280 And let me tell you in your ear... 584 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,840 ...she is as fartuous a civil modest wife as any in these parts 585 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,560 And she bade me tell you that her husband is seldom from home 586 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:52,960 But she hopes there will come a time 587 00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,880 La! I never knew any two women so dote upon a man 588 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,640 In truth, I think you have charms 589 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,400 Charms? No, not I, I assure you 590 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,320 Setting the attractions of my good parts aside... 591 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,040 ...I have no other charms 592 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,480 - Blessings on your heart for it! - But, I pray thee, tell me this 593 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,360 Has Ford's wife and Page's wife... 594 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,960 ...acquainted each other how they love me? 595 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,400 That were a jest indeed! 596 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:33,640 They would not have so little grace, I hope. That were a trick indeed 597 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:38,120 But Mistress Page desires that you send her your servant Robin 598 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,280 Her husband has a marvellous infection for the boy 599 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,320 And then he may come and go between you both that you may know one another's mind 600 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,760 Why, I will. Robin, go along with this woman 601 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,880 Fare thee well, commend me to them both. I am yet thy debtor 602 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,200 This news distracts me! 603 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,040 Well, go thy ways old Jack 604 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,840 I'll make more of thy old body than I have done 605 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,680 Wilt thou yet look after me? 606 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:17,720 Wilt thou, after the expense of so much money, be now a gainer? 607 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,200 Good body... 608 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,920 ...I thank thee 609 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,360 Sir John 610 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,560 Sir John, there's one Mister Brook without... 611 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,360 ...would fain speak with you, and be acquainted with you 612 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,920 And hath sent your worship a morning's draught of sack 613 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,840 Brook is his name? 614 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,200 - Ay, sir - Call him in 615 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,840 Such Brooks are welcome to me, that o'erflow such liquor 616 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,920 - Bless you, sir - And you, sir. Would you speak with me? 617 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,360 Bardolph, give us leave 618 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,600 Sir, I am a gentleman. 619 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,800 The name is Brook, Yakov Brook 620 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:15,240 Good Mister Yakov Brook, I desire more acquaintance of you 621 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:20,240 Good Sir John, I sue for yours. And I have a bag of money here troubles me 622 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:25,240 If you will help to bear it, Sir John, take all or half, for easing me of the carriage 623 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:30,320 Sir, I know not how I may deserve to be your porter 624 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,600 I will tell you 625 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,400 There is a gentlewoman in this town. Her husband's name... 626 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,200 - ...is Ford - Well, sir 627 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,320 I have long loved her 628 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,800 And, I protest to you, bestowed much on her 629 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,480 Not only bought many presents to give her... 630 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,080 ...but have also given to others to know what she would wish to be given 631 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,720 Briefly, I have pursued her as love hath pursued me... 632 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,000 ...which hath been on the wing of all occasions. But.. 633 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:13,640 ...whatsoever I have merited, reward, I am sure, I have received none 634 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,680 Unless experience be a jewel that hath taught me to say this... 635 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:22,720 Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues 636 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,520 Pursuing that it flies, and flying what pursues 637 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,440 Have you received no promise of satisfaction at her hands? 638 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,680 - Never - Have you importuned her to such an end? 639 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,560 - Never! - To what purpose then have you... 640 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,240 ...unfolded this to me? 641 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,960 When I have told you that, I have told you all 642 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,560 Some say, that though she appear honest to me... 643 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,560 ...yet in other places, she enlarges her mirth so far... 644 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,840 ...that there is shrewd construction made of her 645 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,680 Now, Sir John, here is the heart of my purpose 646 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,640 You are a gentleman of excellent breeding... 647 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,720 ...great standing, admirable discourse, respected in your place and person 648 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,320 - O, sir! - Believe it, sir, for you know it 649 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,840 There is money 650 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,000 Take some 651 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,080 Only give me so much of your time in exchange of it... 652 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:32,680 ...as to lay an amiable siege to the honesty of this Ford's wife 653 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,680 Use your art of wooing 654 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,320 Vooing? 655 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:43,120 Wooing. Win her to consent to you. If any man may, you may 656 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,080 Would it apply well to the vehemency of your affection... 657 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,000 ...that I should win what you would enjoy? 658 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,400 Understand my drift 659 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,080 She dwells so securely on the excellency of her honour... 660 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:59,520 ...that the wantonness of my soul dares not present itself 661 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,800 She is too bright to be looked against 662 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,680 But, could I could come to her with any detection in my hand... 663 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:12,040 ...my desires had evidence and argument to commend themselves 664 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,920 What say you to it, Sir John? 665 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,960 Mister Brook, I will first make bold with your money 666 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,680 Next, give me your hand. And last, as I am a gentleman... 667 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,840 ...you shall, if you will, enjoy Ford's wife 668 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,960 Want no money, Sir John. You shall want none 669 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,320 Want no Mistress Ford, Mister Brook, you shall want none 670 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,400 I shall be with her, I may tell you, by her own appointment 671 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:41,960 Even as you came in to me, her assistant or go-between parted from me 672 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,600 I say I shall be with her between five and six 673 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,440 For at that time the jealous rascally knave her husband will be forth 674 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,920 Come to me at night. You shall know how I speed 675 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,640 - Do you know Ford, Sir John? - I know him not 676 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,600 But they say he hath masses of money... 677 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,480 ...for the which his wife seems to me well-favoured 678 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:08,520 I will use her as the key of her cuckoldy husband's coffers 679 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,040 I would you knew him, sir, that you might avoid him if you saw him 680 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,080 Hang him, vulgar salt-butter rogue! 681 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:21,720 I will stare him out of his wits, I will awe him with my cudgel 682 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,880 Thou, Mister Brook, shalt know I will predominate over this peasant... 683 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,800 ...and thou shalt lie with his wife 684 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,600 Ford's a knave, and I will aggravate his style 685 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:38,520 Thou, Mister Brook, shall know him for a knave and cuckold 686 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,960 Come to me soon at night 687 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,480 What a damned Epicurean rascal is this! 688 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,360 My heart is ready to crack with impatience 689 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,920 Who says this is improvident jealousy? 690 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:07,520 My wife hath sent to him. The hour is fixed, the match is made 691 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,400 Would any man have thought this? 692 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,560 See the hell of having a false woman 693 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,480 My bed is to be be abused... 694 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,520 ...my coffers ransacked, my reputation gnawn at 695 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,920 And I shall not only receive this villanous wrong, but shall be called abominable names... 696 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,840 ...and by him that does me this wrong 697 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,480 Cuckold! Half-wit! 698 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,360 Cuckold! The devil himself hath not such names 699 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,320 Page is an ass, a secure ass 700 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,240 He will trust his wife, he will not be jealous 701 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,520 I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter... 702 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,680 ...Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese... 703 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,040 ...or an Irishman with my whisky bottle... 704 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,920 ...than my wife with herself 705 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,400 Then she plots, then she ruminates, then she devises 706 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,960 And what they think in their hearts, they may effect 707 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,280 God be praised for my jealousy! 708 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,960 Five o'clock the hour 709 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,560 I will prevent this, detect my wife... 710 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:21,320 ...be revenged on Falstaff, and laugh at Page 711 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,400 I will about it. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late 712 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:34,120 Fie, fie, fie! Cuckold, cuckold, cuckold! 713 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,880 - Jack Rugby - Sir? 714 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,200 What is the clock, Jack? 715 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,160 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised to meet 716 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,320 By gar, he has save his soul that he has not come... 717 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:31,160 He has pray his Bible well that he is not come 718 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:35,920 By gar, Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come 719 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,000 He is wise, sir. He knew that you would kill him, if he came 720 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:46,320 By gar, the doornail is no dead so as I will kill him 721 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,960 It's good English, no? 722 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,480 Here. Take the rapier, I will show you how I will kill him 723 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:58,040 - Alas, sir, I cannot fence - Villainy, take the rapier 724 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,120 Hold on, here's company 725 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,600 What be all you, one, two, three, four, come for? 726 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,720 - To see thee fight - To see thee foin 727 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,720 - To see thee here, to see thee there - To see thy punto, thy stock 728 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,080 - Where is he? - Is he dead? 729 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,880 What say you? Is he dead, my bully, is he dead? 730 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:31,880 By gar, he is the coward Jack priest of the world 731 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,600 He dare not show his face 732 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:40,400 Well, thou art a Hector of Greece, my boy 733 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,520 Pray witness that we have stay for six or seven hours for him 734 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,000 For two or three hours for him and he is not come 735 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,680 He is the wiser man, Doctor 736 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:53,840 He is a curer of souls, and you a curer of bodies 737 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,680 If you should fight, you go against the hair of your profession 738 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,840 Is it not true, Mister Page? 739 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,200 Mister Shallow, you have yourself once been a great fighter 740 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:04,120 Ah! Indeed, Mister Page, though I now be of the peace... 741 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,160 ...if I see a sword out, my finger itches 742 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,440 So we are justices and doctors and churchmen... 743 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,480 ...we have some salt of our youth in us, Mister Page 744 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,920 - We are the sons of women, Mister Page - 'Tis true, Mister Shallow 745 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:20,920 Pardon, croissant, voulez-vous coucher avec le cassoulet? 746 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,520 Pardon. 747 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,360 A word, Monsewer Mock-water 748 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,640 Mock-water? What is that? 749 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:34,200 Mock-water, in our English tongue, is... 750 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,840 - ...valour, bully. - Valour! 751 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,680 By gar, then, I have as much mock-water as the Englishman 752 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,440 And the Welshman 753 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,760 Scurvy jack-dog priest! I will cut off his ears 754 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,800 No. but... His ears... 755 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,360 He will clapper-claw thee, bully 756 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,080 Clapper claw? What is that? 757 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,760 - That is, he will make thee amends - Amends! 758 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,040 By gar, I do look he shall clapper-claw me, for, by gar, I will have it 759 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,440 And I will provoke him to it, or let him wag 760 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,400 - I thank you for that - And, moreover, bully... 761 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,560 But first, Mister Shallow, and Mister Page, and you young Mister Slender... 762 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,400 ...go you through the town to Frog Lane 763 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,160 - Sir Hugh is there, is he? - He is there 764 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,040 See what humour he is in... 765 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,960 ...and I will bring the Doctor about the back way 766 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,520 - Will it do well? - We will do it 767 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,160 - Adieu, Doctor Caius - Adieu 768 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,400 Adieu, adieu. 769 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,680 By gar, I will kill the priest... 770 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,160 ...for he speak for the jackanape Slender to Anne Page 771 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:46,680 Yeah, let him die, yeah. 772 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,520 But come, Doctor... 773 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:55,080 ...first, sheathe thy impatience, pour cold water on thy choler 774 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,760 And go through the streets with me to Frog Lane 775 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:06,200 I will bring thee where Mistress Anne Page is a-feasting... 776 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,360 ...and thou shalt woo her 777 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:14,680 - Said I well? - By gar, I thank you for that 778 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,480 By gar, I love you 779 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,000 I will procure you the good guest for your pub 780 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:27,320 My patients. The earl, the knight, the count... 781 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,480 - The count...? - The countess... 782 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:35,000 - The gentlewomen - That is well said. Let us wag, then 783 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,920 Follow my heels, Jack Rugby 784 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:08,000 Pray you now, Simple, good Master Slender's serving-man... 785 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:14,400 ...which way have you looked for Mister Caius, that calls himself Doctor of Physic? 786 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:20,200 Marry, sir, the pittie-ward, the park-ward, every way but the town way 787 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,600 I most vehemently desire you, you will also look that way 788 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,960 I will, sir 789 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:30,520 Bless my soul, how full of cholers I am... 790 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,080 ...and trembling of mind 791 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,520 I'll knog his urinals about his knave's costard... 792 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,200 ,,,when I have good opportunities for it 793 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,840 Bless my soul! 794 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:50,600 Iesu mawr, Diawi bach, Coc oen 795 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,720 Guide me, O thou great Redeemer... 796 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:08,000 ...pilgrim through this barren land 797 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,800 I am weak... 798 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,080 Mercy on me! I have a great disposition to cry 799 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,080 ...but thou art mighty... 800 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:24,400 ...hold me with thy powerful hand 801 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:29,400 Bread of heaven, bread of heaven... 802 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,840 ...feed me now and ever more... 803 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,400 A heavenly choir of Welsh angels 804 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,640 Marvellous. I tell you what... 805 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,440 Why don't we all sing the last line all together? 806 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,840 Let's give it a go 807 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,920 And give it some good Welsh welly 808 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,520 Ready? And... 809 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,680 - Feed me now... - ...and ever more 810 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,160 Stop, stop, stop 811 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,080 That's hopeless! 812 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,600 "Welsh welly" not "English porridge"! 813 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,080 Let's try it again. Think Cardiff Arms Park 814 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,960 Ready, and... 815 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:21,920 Feed me now and ever more 816 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,040 Yonder he is coming this way, Sir Hugh 817 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,600 He's welcome 818 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,200 What weapons is he? 819 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,840 And here comes my master, Master Slender, and two other gentlemen, this way 820 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,000 - How now, Mister Parson - Save you, good Sir Hugh 821 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,160 God bless you from his mercy sake, all of you 822 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,560 We are come to you to do a good office, good Sir Hugh 823 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,760 Very well, what is it? 824 01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:55,320 Yonder is a most reverend gentleman, who, like you... 825 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,040 ...having received wrong by some person... 826 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,320 ...is at most odds with his own gravity and patience as ever you saw 827 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:05,240 In all my years, I never heard a man of his place, gravity and learning... 828 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,480 ...so at odds with his own reputation 829 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,760 - What is he? - I think you know him 830 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,400 He is Mister Doctor Caius, the famous French physician 831 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,880 Bless my soul and his passion of my heart! 832 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,280 I had as lief you would tell me of a mess of porridge 833 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,440 - Why? - He's a knave 834 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,360 A cowardly knave as you would be desires to have acquaintance with 835 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,280 - And he's the man should fight with him - It appears so by his weapons 836 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,320 Keep them asunder, here he comes. He's coming now! 837 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,280 Disarm them! 838 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:40,600 Let them keep their limbs whole and rather hack our English language 839 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,920 Wherefore will you not meet with me? 840 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,840 - What? - Put 'em down 841 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,760 By gar, you are a coward 842 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,680 I'll knog your urinals about your knave's costard... 843 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,600 ...for missing your meetings and appointments 844 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,720 Jack Rugby, have I not stay for him to kill him? 845 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:06,240 Mine Hostess of the Garter, have I not stay at the place you did appoint? 846 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:11,440 As I am a Christian soul now, look you, this is the place appointed 847 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,680 Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul... 848 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:20,440 ...French and Welsh, soul-curer and body-curer! 849 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,400 Ah, that's very good, excellent 850 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:29,320 Peace, I say! And hear me, your Hostess of the Garter 851 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,960 Oh, am I politic? Am I subtle? Am I a Machiavel? 852 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:39,440 - Shall I lose my doctor? - A-no! 853 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,360 He gives me the potions and the motions 854 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:51,240 Shall I lose my parson, my priest, Master Hugh? 855 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,880 No! 856 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:58,960 He gives me the proverbs and the... no-verbs 857 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,240 Give me your hand, terrestrial, so 858 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,320 Not you! 859 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:10,200 Give me your hand, celestial, so 860 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,760 Boys... 861 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,560 ...I have deceived you both 862 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,560 I have directed you to the wrong places 863 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:32,440 Your hearts are mighty, your skin is whole... 864 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:37,920 ...and let us end it in a vat of good wine 865 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:43,520 Follow, lads of peace, follow 866 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:49,600 Trust me, a mad Hostess. Follow, gentlemen, follow 867 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:57,080 I pray you, let me speak a word in your ears 868 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:15,040 Do I perceive that she has made the fool of both of us? 869 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,280 Yes, she has made us a laughing stock 870 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,560 Come, I desire you, that... 871 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,400 ...we may be friends 872 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,280 By gar... 873 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,320 ...with all my heart 874 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:37,240 By gar, she has deceive me too. She promised to bring me where is Anne Page 875 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:46,320 Well, I will smite her noddles. Let us go 876 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,920 - Noddles? What is that? - I will teach thee 877 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,160 Jack Rugby, you go home. I will come anon 878 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,040 Now, I pray you, follow 879 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,120 Nay, keep your way, young gallant 880 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,960 You were wont to be a follower, but now you are a leader 881 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:24,320 Whether had you lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels? 882 01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,960 I had rather go before you like a man than follow him like a boy 883 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,920 You are a flattering one. Now I see you'll be a courtier 884 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,880 Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you? 885 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,800 To see your wife, sir. Is she at home? 886 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,600 Ay, and idle for want of company 887 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,360 I think, if your husbands were dead, you two would marry 888 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,040 Be sure of that, yes. Two other husbands 889 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,680 Where had you this pretty weather-cock? 890 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,480 I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of 891 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,520 - What do you call your master's name, sirrah? - Sir John Falstaff 892 01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,280 Sir John Falstaff? 893 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,520 That's it, I can never hit on his name 894 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:07,160 - Is your wife home, sir? - Indeed she is 895 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,200 Then by your leave, sir, I am sick till I see her 896 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,520 Has Page any brains? 897 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,120 Hath he any eyes? Hath he any thinking? 898 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,360 Sure, his senses sleep. He hath no use of 'em 899 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:32,880 Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty mile as easy as a cannon will shoot twelve score 900 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:37,840 He encourages his wife's urges, he gives her folly motion and advantage 901 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:42,000 And now she's going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her 902 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,760 Good plots, they are laid 903 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,280 And Falstaff's boy with her! 904 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:57,920 And our revolted wives share damnation together 905 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000 Well... 906 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,240 I will take Falstaff... 907 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,160 ...then torment my wife... 908 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,720 Pluck the borrowed veil of modesty from the so-seeming Mistress Page... 909 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:15,160 ...divulge Page himself for a secure and wilful cuckold 910 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:20,120 And at these proceedings, all my neighbours shall applaud 911 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:24,600 The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me search 912 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,520 There I shall find Falstaff 913 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,680 I shall be rather praised for this than mocked 914 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,960 For it is as positive as the earth is firm... 915 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,720 ...that Falstaff is there. I will go 916 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,640 A good knot! Gentlemen, Mistress Hostess 917 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,680 I have good cheer at home, and I pray you all go with me 918 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,000 - I must excuse myself, Mister Ford - And so must I, sir 919 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,240 We have appointed to meet with Mistress Anne... 920 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,880 ...and I would not break with her for more money than I'll speak of 921 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:03,160 We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and my cousin Slender... 922 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,400 ...and this day we shall have our answer 923 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:08,000 I hope I have your good will, father Page? 924 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,560 You have, son Slender. I stand wholly for you 925 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,720 But my wife, Master Doctor, is for you altogether 926 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:21,000 Oui, by gar, and the maid is love me. My Mistress Quickly tell me so much 927 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:26,240 What say you to young Master Fenton? 928 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:31,320 He capers, he dances... 929 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,200 ...he has the eyes of youth... 930 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:38,320 ...he writes verses, he speaks holiday 931 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:42,160 He smells... April and May 932 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:47,160 He will carry it, he will carry it, 'tis in his buttons 933 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:51,360 - He will carry it - Not by my consent, I promise you 934 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,360 The gentleman is of too high a region 935 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,440 No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of my substance 936 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,200 If he take her, let him take her simply 937 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:05,720 The wealth I have waits on my consent, and my consent goes not that way 938 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,280 I beseech you heartily, some of you go home with me to dinner 939 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:15,320 Besides your cheer, you shall have sport. I will show you a monster 940 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:20,440 Master Doctor, you shall come. So shall you, Mister Page, and you, Sir Hugh 941 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:21,760 Well, fare you well 942 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,960 You shall come, Mistress Hostess 943 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,800 Oh, no, my hearts 944 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:37,040 I must back to my honest knight Sir Falstaff... 945 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,760 ...and drink some canary with him 946 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,280 I think I shall drink pipe wine first with him. I'll make him dance 947 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,920 - Will you go, gentles? - Have with you to see this monster 948 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,880 - What, Jan! What, Radek! - Quickly, quickly! Is the wheelie bin...? 949 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,480 - I warrant. What, Radek, I say! - Come, come, come 950 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,960 - Here, put it over there - Give your men the charge, we must be brief 951 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:48,200 Marry, as I told you before, Jan and Radek ... 952 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:51,560 ...be ready here hard by in the pool-house - In the pool-house 953 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,200 And when I suddenly call you, come forth... 954 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,120 - Come forth - ...and without any pause or staggering... 955 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,560 - ...take the bin out of the house. - Out the house 956 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:03,480 That done, wheel with it in all haste down the lane 957 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:07,040 - Down the lane - And there empty it... 958 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:11,480 ...in the muddy ditch by the ford, close by the canal 959 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,760 - You will do it? - I have told them over and over 960 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,120 They lack no direction 961 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,200 Yeah, we do it 962 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:09,640 Good 963 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,200 Be gone and come when you are called 964 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:13,000 Here comes young Robin 965 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:15,600 How now, my little fledgling. What news with you? 966 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:19,200 My master, Sir John, is come in at your back door, Mistress Ford... 967 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,920 ...and requests your company 968 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,920 You little Jack-a-Lent, have you been true to us? 969 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,200 Ay, I'll be sworn. My master knows not of your being here 970 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,920 Thou art a good boy. This secrecy of thine will be a tailor to thee... 971 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,600 ...and shall make thee a new doublet and hose 972 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:40,760 - I'll go hide me - Do so. Go tell thy master I am alone 973 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:41,800 Oh, and... 974 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,720 Mistress Page, remember you your cue 975 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,520 I warrant thee, if I do not act, hiss me 976 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,440 Right, then 977 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:59,000 We'll use this gross watery pumpian 978 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:02,960 We'll teach him to know turtles from jays 979 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:39,440 Ah! Have I caught thee, my heavenly jewel? 980 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,480 Why, now let me die, for I have lived long enough 981 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,080 This is the pinnacle of my ambition 982 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:49,480 - O this blessed hour! - O sweet Sir John! 983 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,880 Mistress Ford, I cannot lie. Now shall I sin in my wish 984 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,560 I would thy husband were dead 985 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,640 I'll speak it before the best lord 986 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:02,760 I... One moment... 987 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:15,400 I would make thee my lady 988 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:21,560 I your lady, Sir John! Alas, I should be a pitiful lady 989 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:25,360 O let the court of France show me such another 990 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:38,280 I see how thine eye would emulate the diamond 991 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,880 And thou hast the right arched beauty of the brow... 992 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,840 ...that would become a ship tiara... 993 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:49,800 ...a tiara valiant or any tiara of the Venetian style 994 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,960 A plain sunhat, Sir John 995 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,120 My brows become nothing else, nor that well neither 996 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:02,520 By the Lord, thou art a traitor to say so 997 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,880 Thou wouldst make an absolute courtier 998 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,400 And the firm fixture of thy foot would give an excellent motion... 999 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:13,320 ...to thy gait in a semi-circled farthingale 1000 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:17,320 I see what thou mightst be 1001 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,720 Come, thou canst not hide it 1002 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:24,680 Believe me, there is no such thing in me 1003 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,320 What made me love thee? 1004 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:31,240 Let that persuade thee there's something extraordinary in thee 1005 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,640 Come, I cannot lie and say thou art this and that... 1006 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:44,400 ...like a many of those lisping hawthorn-buds that call themselves men. I cannot 1007 01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,400 But I love thee 1008 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,400 I love thee, and none but thee, and thou deservest it 1009 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:10,600 Do not betray me, Sir John. I fear you love Mistress Page 1010 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:18,080 No! Mistress Page is as hateful to me as the reek of a lime-kiln 1011 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,080 Oi! 1012 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:27,320 Well, heaven knows how I love you... 1013 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:31,080 ...and you shall one day find it 1014 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,360 And I'll deserve it 1015 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,160 Mistress Ford, Mistress Ford! 1016 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:39,720 Here's Mistress Page at the door, sweating and blowing and looking wildly... 1017 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,880 ...and would needs speak with you immediately 1018 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,600 She shall not see me. I will ensconce me 1019 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,840 - Under here - Under there? 1020 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,040 Under there 1021 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,440 Pray you, do so. She's a very tattling woman 1022 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,280 Quick, quick, quick! 1023 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,400 - We've not much time, sir - This may take me a couple of moments 1024 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:04,680 I'm down 1025 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,960 Right 1026 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,800 Lower it! Here we go. 1027 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,680 How now! What's the matter? 1028 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:32,560 O Alice Ford what have you done? 1029 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:37,000 You're shamed, you're overthrown, you're undone for ever! 1030 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,520 What mean you? What's the matter? 1031 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,760 O well-a-day, Alice! 1032 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:47,600 Having an honest man to your husband, to give him such cause of suspicion! 1033 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:53,320 - What cause of suspicion? - What cause of suspicion? 1034 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:57,720 Out upon you! How am I mistook in you! 1035 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:01,480 Why, alas, what's the matter? 1036 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:07,080 Why, woman! Your husband's coming hither, with all the officers of the county 1037 01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:11,640 To search for a gentleman that he says is here now in the house... 1038 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:16,240 ...by your consent, to take an ill advantage of his absence 1039 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,200 - You are undone - 'Tis not so, I hope 1040 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:27,680 Pray heaven 'tis not so, that you have such a man here! 1041 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:31,160 But 'tis most certain your husband's coming, with half the town at his heels... 1042 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:35,000 ...to search for such a one. I come before to tell you 1043 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:43,560 If you know yourself clear, why, I am glad of it 1044 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:48,960 But if you have a friend here convey, convey him out 1045 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:54,480 Don't just stand there, call all your senses to you 1046 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:59,960 Defend your reputation, or bid farewell to your good life for ever 1047 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:05,280 What shall I do? There is a gentleman, my dear friend 1048 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:10,080 And I fear not mine own shame so much as his peril 1049 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:16,680 For shame! For shame! Your husband's here at hand 1050 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:21,320 Bethink you of some conveyance, you cannot hide him in the house 1051 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:26,400 O, how you have deceived me 1052 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,120 Oh look, there is a wheelie bin 1053 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:42,280 If he be of any reasonable stature, he may creep in here, throw stuff upon him... 1054 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,520 ...and send him by your two men to the ditch by the canal 1055 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,040 He's too big to go in there. What shall I do? 1056 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:51,560 Let me see it, let me see it! 1057 01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,040 Help me! 1058 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,040 One, two, three, heave! 1059 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,400 Please, please. Just... 1060 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,240 ...let me see it 1061 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,760 I'll in, I'll in. Follow your friend's counsel, I'll in 1062 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:16,920 What, Sir John Falstaff! Is it you, knight? 1063 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:26,640 I love thee and none but thee 1064 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,040 Help me away. Let me creep in here 1065 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,160 Get a run up 1066 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,200 Jan, Radek! 1067 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:57,680 Here, sir 1068 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:01,880 Leg! 1069 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,800 Oh no, oh no 1070 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,840 Oh, what have I sat in? 1071 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,800 Help cover your master, boy 1072 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,240 You dissembling knight! 1073 01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:33,520 Come quickly. Take this to the tipping-ditch by the canal 1074 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,360 Don't dawdle. Quickly, go 1075 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,000 Get thee hence, my little eyas-musket! 1076 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,920 Pray you, come near. If I suspect without cause... 1077 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,600 ...why then make sport at me. Then let me be your jest, I deserve it 1078 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:44,040 How now! Whither bear you this? 1079 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,960 Canal 1080 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,560 - Tipping ditch - Canal 1081 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:57,360 Why, what have you to do whither they bear the rubbish? 1082 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,520 Rubbish! 1083 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,920 I wish I could rid myself of more than rubbish 1084 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:03,520 Go on then, get out! 1085 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,840 Gentlemen, here, here, here be my keys 1086 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:13,120 Ascend my chambers. Search, seek, find out 1087 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,800 I'll warrant we'll unkennel the fox 1088 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,440 Good Mister Ford, be contented. You wrong yourself too much 1089 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:20,240 True, Mister Page 1090 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:23,880 In, gentlemen. You shall see sport anon 1091 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:25,960 Follow me, gentlemen! 1092 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:30,160 This is very fantastical humours and jealousies 1093 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,600 By gar, 'tis not the fashion of France 1094 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:37,640 It is not jealous in France 1095 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:41,160 Nay, follow, gentlemen. See the results of his search 1096 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,400 Is there not a double excellency in this? 1097 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:51,440 I know not which pleases me better, that my husband is deceived, or Sir John 1098 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:55,040 What a shaking was he in when your husband asked what was in the wheelie bin 1099 01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:59,680 I think my husband hath some special suspicion of Falstaff's being here 1100 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:03,480 For I never saw him so gross in his jealousy till now 1101 01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:08,480 I will lay a plot to try that, and we will yet have more tricks with Falstaff 1102 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,000 Shall we send that foolish carrion, Mistress Quickly, to him again... 1103 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:15,600 ...to excuse his throwing into the canal? 1104 01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:18,920 And give him another hope, to betray him to another punishment? 1105 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,360 We will do it. Let him be sent for again 1106 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:25,880 I cannot find him. Maybe the knave bragged of that he could not compass 1107 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,000 Heard you that? 1108 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:30,920 - You use me well, Mister Ford, do you? - Ay, I do so 1109 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,120 Heaven make you better than your thoughts 1110 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:34,840 Amen 1111 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:40,040 - You do yourself mighty wrong, Mister Ford - Ay, ay. I must bear it 1112 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:46,320 If there be anybody in the house, and in the chambers... 1113 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:48,440 ...and in the coffers, and in the cupboards... 1114 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,160 ...heaven forgive my sins at the Day of Judgement 1115 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,400 By gar, and I too. There is no bodies 1116 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,800 Fie, fie, Ford, are you not ashamed? 1117 01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:00,840 What spirit, what devil suggests this imagination? 1118 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:03,520 I would not have your distemper in this kind for all the world 1119 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:09,080 - 'Tis my fault, Page. I suffer for it - You suffer for a bad conscience 1120 01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:14,600 Your wife is as honest a woman as I will desire among five thousand... 1121 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,240 ...and five hundred too 1122 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:20,160 By gar, I see she is an honest woman 1123 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:31,440 Well, I promised you a dinner. I pray you, pardon me 1124 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,600 I will henceforth let you know why I have done this 1125 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,720 Wife, Mistress Page 1126 01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,440 I pray you, pardon me 1127 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,720 I pray heartily, pardon me 1128 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:54,400 Let's go in, gentlemen. But, trust me, we'll mock him 1129 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:58,040 I do invite you tomorrow morning to my house to breakfast 1130 01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,200 After, we'll a-golfing together. Shall it be so? 1131 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:03,960 Anything. Pray you, go in 1132 01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:06,960 If there be one, I shall make two in the company 1133 01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:12,760 And if there be one or two, I shall make the third 1134 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,640 - Bardolph, I say - Yes, Sir John 1135 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:20,640 Go fetch me a pint of warm sack 1136 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,680 - Put a toast in't - Yes, Sir John 1137 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:38,960 Have I lived to be carried in a wheelie bin... 1138 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,640 ...like a barrow of butcher's offal... 1139 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:45,160 ...and to be thrown into a canal? 1140 01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:51,760 Well, if I be served such another trick, I'll have my brains ta'en out and buttered... 1141 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:54,880 ...and give them to a dog for a new-year's gift 1142 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:59,520 The rogues slighted me into the filthy water with as little remorse... 1143 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:04,160 ...as they would have drowned a blind bitch's puppies, fifteen in the litter 1144 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:07,960 And you may know by my size that I have a kind of... 1145 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,280 ...alacrity in sinking 1146 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:18,440 If the bottom were as deep as hell, I should down 1147 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:23,840 I had been drowned, but that the shore was shelvy and shallow 1148 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:31,520 Drowning is a death that I abhor, for the water swells a man 1149 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:35,520 And what a thing should I have been when I had been swelled! 1150 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,920 Here's your sack, sir 1151 01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:43,120 And there's Mistress Quickly, sir 1152 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,840 - Shall I admit her? - Call her in 1153 01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:50,080 Come in, woman 1154 01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:52,960 By your leave 1155 01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:59,760 I cry you mercy. Give your worship good e'en 1156 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:03,240 - Go, fetch me another pint of sack - With egg, sir? 1157 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:07,160 Simple of itself, I'll no pullet sperm in my brewage 1158 01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:13,960 Marry, sir, I come to your worship from Mistress Ford 1159 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,800 Mistress Ford! 1160 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:18,160 I have had ford enough 1161 01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,800 I was thrown into the ford 1162 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:24,280 I had my belly full of ford 1163 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:28,480 Alas the day! Good heart, this was not her fault 1164 01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:31,040 She does so take on with those men 1165 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,160 They mistook their erection 1166 01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:42,520 So did I mine... 1167 01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:47,720 ...to build upon a foolish woman's promise 1168 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:52,760 Well, she laments, sir, for it, would yearn your heart to see it 1169 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:58,240 But now, her husband goes tomorrow morning a-golfing 1170 01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:02,880 And she desires you once more to come to her at her house 1171 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,360 I must carry her word quickly 1172 01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:11,240 She'll make you amends, I warrant you 1173 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:18,200 Well, I will visit her. Tell her so... 1174 01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:22,720 ...and bid her think what a man is. Let her consider his frailty... 1175 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:25,280 ...and then judge of my merit 1176 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:26,520 I will tell her 1177 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:30,800 - Tomorrow evening, sayest thou? - Tomorrow morning, sir 1178 01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:35,600 - Well be gone. I will not miss her - Peace be with you, sir 1179 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:38,520 Here's your sack, sir 1180 01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:44,560 - And there's Mister Brook, sir - Admit him not 1181 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:48,200 My garments! 1182 01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:58,320 Comb over, comb over! 1183 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:10,240 Let him approach 1184 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,200 Bless you, sir 1185 01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:21,360 Now, Mister Brook, you come to know what hath passed... 1186 01:32:21,440 --> 01:32:23,560 ...between me and Ford's wife? 1187 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:26,240 That, indeed, Sir John, is my business 1188 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,480 Mister Brook, I will not lie to you 1189 01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:32,600 I was at her house the hour she appointed me 1190 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:37,960 - And how fared you, sir? - Very ill-favoredly, Mister Brook 1191 01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:41,240 How so? Did she change her determination? 1192 01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:42,560 No, Mister Brook 1193 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:47,440 For no sooner had we embraced, kissed, protested... 1194 01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:51,480 ...and, as it were, spoke the prologue of our comedy... 1195 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:53,920 ...but the sneaking cuckold her husband... 1196 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:58,720 ...dwelling in a continual hysteria of jealousy and distemper... 1197 01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:04,520 ...comes me in that instant, and at his heels a rabble of his companions... 1198 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:08,200 ...to search his house for his wife's love 1199 01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:11,280 - What, while you were there? - While I was there 1200 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,120 And did he search for you, and could not find you? 1201 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,400 You shall hear 1202 01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:18,720 As good luck would have it, comes in one Mistress Page... 1203 01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:21,000 ...gives intelligence of Ford's approach... 1204 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:26,360 ...and, in her invention, they conveyed me into a wheelie bin 1205 01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:32,960 - A wheelie bin? - By the Lord, a wheelie bin 1206 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:36,920 Oh Mister Brook, what I have suffered to bring this woman to evil for your good 1207 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,480 A wheelie bin so rammed me in with foul matter... 1208 01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:45,320 ...that there was the rankest compound of villanous smell that ever offended nostril 1209 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,960 - And how long lay you there? - You shall hear 1210 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:51,120 Being thus crammed in the wheelie bin... 1211 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:55,640 ...a couple of Ford's knaves were called forth by their mistress to convey me out 1212 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:59,120 But they met the jealous knave, their master, coming in... 1213 01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:03,000 ...who asked them once or twice, what they had in their wheelie bin 1214 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:07,000 I quaked for fear, lest the lunatic knave should have searched it 1215 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:13,520 But fate, ordaining he should be a cuckold, held his hand 1216 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:19,240 Well, on went he for a search, and away went I for foul dregs 1217 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,760 A man of my kidney. think of that, Mister Brook... 1218 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:29,320 ...that am as subject to heat as butter, stopped in with stinking swill and scrapings 1219 01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:34,160 Think of that, Mister Brook! It was a miracle I scaped suffocation 1220 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:39,600 And in the height of this bath, when I was more than half stewed in my own grease... 1221 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:43,840 ...to be thrown into a canal, and cooled... 1222 01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:47,240 ...glowing hot, into that surge, like a horse-shoe 1223 01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:50,360 Think of that, hissing hot 1224 01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:53,160 Think of that, Mister Brook 1225 01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:57,480 In good sadness, I am sorry that for my sake you have suffered all this 1226 01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:02,320 My suit then is desperate. You'll undertake her no more? 1227 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,440 Not so, Mister Brook 1228 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:09,640 I will be thrown into Etna ere I leave her thus 1229 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:13,880 Her husband is tomorrow a-golfing 1230 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:20,600 I have received from her another embassy of meeting in the fore-noon 1231 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:24,040 Come to me at your convenient leisure in the afternoon... 1232 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:26,520 ...and you shall know how I speed 1233 01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:32,120 And the conclusion shall be crowned with your enjoying her 1234 01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:39,120 You shall have her, Mister Brook. Mister Brook, you shall cuckold Ford 1235 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,640 Your bath is ready, sir 1236 01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:43,920 Thank you, my little red-breasted thingamajig 1237 01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:45,160 Adieu 1238 01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:46,560 Robin... 1239 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,440 Is this a vision? 1240 01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,760 Is this a dream? Do I sleep? 1241 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:06,080 Ford, awake! 1242 01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:08,960 Awake, Ford! 1243 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,840 There's a hole made in your best coat 1244 01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:27,400 This is to be married! 1245 01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:37,680 Well, I will now take the lecher 1246 01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:41,960 He will be at my house, he cannot 'scape me 1247 01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,080 'Tis impossible he should 1248 01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:48,400 He cannot creep into a ha'penny purse, nor into a pepper-box 1249 01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,520 But, lest the devil that guides him should aid him... 1250 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:54,640 ...I'll search impossible places 1251 01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,760 Though what I am I cannot avoid... 1252 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:03,280 ...yet to be what I would not shall not make me tame 1253 01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:09,160 If I have horns to make one mad... 1254 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,680 ...let the proverb go with me 1255 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,000 I'll be horn-mad 1256 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,840 Oh. My. God 1257 01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:03,800 I see I cannot get thy father's love 1258 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,640 Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Anne 1259 01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:11,960 He doth object I am too great of birth 1260 01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:16,560 and that, my state being stung by my expense... 1261 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,720 ...I seek to heal it only by his wealth 1262 01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:24,120 And tells me 'tis a thing impossible that I should love thee but as a property 1263 01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:29,480 - Maybe he tells you true - No, heaven so speed me in my time to come 1264 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:35,080 Albeit, I will confess thy father's wealth... 1265 01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:38,760 ...was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne 1266 01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:44,280 Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value than stamps... 1267 01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:48,560 ...or gold, or sums in sealed bags 1268 01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:53,080 And 'tis the very riches of thyself which now I aim at 1269 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:58,440 Gentle Master Fenton, yet seek my father's love. Still seek it, sir 1270 01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:02,200 If opportunity and humblest suit cannot attain it, why, then... 1271 01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:04,680 Hark you, hither! 1272 01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:09,360 Mistress Quickly, break their talk. My kinsman shall speak for himself 1273 01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:11,360 Hark ye, Anne 1274 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:15,040 Master Slender would speak a word with you 1275 01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:18,240 I come to him. This is my father's choice 1276 01:39:18,280 --> 01:39:23,120 And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you 1277 01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:25,000 To her, coz 1278 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,080 I'm afeard 1279 01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:35,920 Mistress Anne 1280 01:39:38,360 --> 01:39:40,120 My cousin loves you 1281 01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:46,000 Ay, that I do, as I love any woman in Windsor 1282 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:49,400 - He will maintain you like a gentlewoman - Ay, that I will 1283 01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:51,320 He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds a year 1284 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:55,640 Good Mister Shallow, let him woo for himself 1285 01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,360 I thank you for it. I thank you for that good comfort 1286 01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:02,720 Coz, I'll leave you 1287 01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:11,120 - Now, Master Slender - Now, good Mistress Anne 1288 01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:12,560 What is your will? 1289 01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:14,320 My will? 1290 01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:17,920 'Od's heartlings, that's a pretty jest indeed! I ne'er made my will yet 1291 01:40:18,440 --> 01:40:21,040 I thank heaven, I'm not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise 1292 01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:24,480 I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me? 1293 01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:32,080 Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing with you 1294 01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:35,280 But your father and my cousin have made motions 1295 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:41,080 If it be my luck, so. If not, happy man be his dole! 1296 01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:44,480 They can tell you how things go better than I can 1297 01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:46,320 You may ask your father, here he comes 1298 01:40:46,360 --> 01:40:50,240 Now, son Slender. Love him, daughter Anne 1299 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:54,240 Why, how now! What does Master Fenton here? 1300 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:57,360 You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my manor 1301 01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:00,440 I told you, sir, my daughter is disposed of 1302 01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:02,640 Nay, Mister Page, be not impatient 1303 01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:07,280 - Good Master Fenton, come not to my child - She is no match for you 1304 01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:09,080 Sir, will you hear me? 1305 01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,040 No... 1306 01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:12,160 ...good Master Fenton 1307 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:15,240 Come, Shallow. Come, son Slender, in 1308 01:41:15,320 --> 01:41:19,560 Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton 1309 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,720 Speak to Mistress Page 1310 01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:29,040 Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter... 1311 01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:32,200 ...in such a righteous fashion as I do... 1312 01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:36,120 Perchance, against all checks, rebukes and manners... 1313 01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:39,000 ...I must advance the colours of my love... 1314 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:42,200 ...and not retire. Let me have your good will 1315 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:46,240 Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool, Master Slender 1316 01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:53,680 I mean it not. I seek you a better husband 1317 01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:56,320 That's my master, Master Doctor 1318 01:41:56,360 --> 01:42:00,760 I had rather be buried alive in the earth and bowled to death with turnips 1319 01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:06,440 Come, trouble not yourself 1320 01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:13,040 Good Master Fenton, I will not be your enemy, nor friend 1321 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:16,800 My daughter will I question how she loves you... 1322 01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:19,760 ...and as I find her, so am I affected 1323 01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:23,320 Till then, fare you well, sir 1324 01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:26,240 She must needs go in, her father will be angry 1325 01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:27,480 Come on 1326 01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:29,800 Farewell, gentle mistress 1327 01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:33,360 Farewell, Anne 1328 01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:41,440 This is my doing, Master Fenton 1329 01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:46,320 "I will not be your enemy", this is my doing 1330 01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:52,360 I thank thee, and I pray thee, once tonight give my sweet Anne this ring 1331 01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:55,320 Here's for thy pains 1332 01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:02,600 Now heaven send thee good fortune 1333 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:06,600 A kind heart he hath 1334 01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:12,280 A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart 1335 01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:57,720 Mistress Ford... 1336 01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:02,400 ...your sorrow hath eaten up my sufferance 1337 01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:07,960 I see you are obsequious in your love, and I profess requital to a hair's breadth 1338 01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:11,760 Not only, Mistress Ford, in the simple office of love... 1339 01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:17,480 ...but in all the accoutrement, complement and ceremony of it 1340 01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:24,080 - But are you sure of your husband now? - He's a-golfing, sweet Sir John 1341 01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:29,200 What, ho, Alice Ford! What, ho! 1342 01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:33,720 Step into the... Under the... Behind the barbecue! 1343 01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,360 How now, sweetheart! 1344 01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:48,280 - Who's at home besides yourself? - Why, no one 1345 01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:52,360 - Indeed? - No, certainly 1346 01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:53,520 Speak louder 1347 01:44:55,120 --> 01:44:59,880 Truly, I am so glad you have nobody here 1348 01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:03,120 - Why? - Why, woman... 1349 01:45:03,200 --> 01:45:05,600 ...your husband is in his old lunes again 1350 01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:08,840 He so takes on yonder with my husband... 1351 01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:14,440 ...so rails against all married mankind, so curses all Eve's daughters... 1352 01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:18,720 ...of what complexion soever, and so buffets himself on the forehead... 1353 01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:21,520 ...that any madness I ever yet beheld... 1354 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:26,840 ...seemed but tameness, civility and patience to this distemper he is in now 1355 01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:30,280 I am so glad the fat knight is not here 1356 01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:35,560 - Why, does he talk of him? - Of none but him 1357 01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:39,200 Swears he was carried out, the last time he searched for him, in a wheelie bin 1358 01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:41,520 Protests to my husband he is here now... 1359 01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:43,880 ...and hath drawn him and the rest of their company... 1360 01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:48,120 ...from their sport, to make another experiment of his suspicion 1361 01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:54,160 But I am glad the knight is not here. Now your husband will see his own foolery 1362 01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:59,720 - How near is he, Mistress Page? - Hard by, at street end. He will be here anon 1363 01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:03,640 I am undone! The knight is here! 1364 01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:09,080 Why then, you are utterly shamed, and he's but a dead man 1365 01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:13,080 What a woman are you! Away with him, away with him! 1366 01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:17,360 Which way should he go? How should I bestow him? 1367 01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:18,960 Shall I put him in the wheelie bin again? 1368 01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:22,840 No, I'll come no more in the wheelie bin! 1369 01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:25,000 May I not go out ere he come? 1370 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:28,600 Alas, three of Mister Ford's brothers... 1371 01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:31,840 ...watch the doors with pistols, that none shall issue forth 1372 01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:33,640 Otherwise you might slip away ere he came 1373 01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:37,120 - What shall I do? Where shall I go? - I know not, there is no hiding you 1374 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,880 I'll go out then 1375 01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:45,120 If you go out in your own semblance, you die, Sir John 1376 01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:48,560 - Unless... - Unless... 1377 01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:53,440 - Unless? - Unless you go out disguised 1378 01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:58,960 - How might we disguise him? - Alas the day, I know not 1379 01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:03,400 There's no woman's gown big enough, otherwise he might so escape 1380 01:47:03,480 --> 01:47:07,640 Good hearts, devise something. Any extremity rather than a mischief 1381 01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:12,840 My maid's aunt, the fat woman of Brentwood, has a gown above 1382 01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:17,600 On my word, it will serve him, she's as big as he is. Run up, Sir John 1383 01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:20,840 We'll come dress you straight. Put on the gown the while 1384 01:47:22,440 --> 01:47:25,120 My husband cannot abide the fat woman of Brentwood 1385 01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:26,400 He swears she's a witch 1386 01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:31,040 Forbade her my house and hath threatened to beat her if he finds her here 1387 01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:34,920 Heaven guide him to thy husband's cudgel, and the devil guide his cudgel afterwards! 1388 01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:38,240 - But is my husband coming? - He is 1389 01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:39,240 Right... 1390 01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:42,880 I'll appoint my men to wheel the bin again... 1391 01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,680 ...to meet him at the door with it, as they did last time... 1392 01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:48,440 ...whilst you go dress Falstaff like the witch of Brentwood 1393 01:47:48,480 --> 01:47:52,240 I will, dishonest varlet! We cannot misuse him enough 1394 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,320 Jan! Radek! Jan! 1395 01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,520 We'll leave a proof, by that which we will do... 1396 01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:03,440 ...wives may be merry, and yet honest too 1397 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,400 Go, sirs, to the bin again 1398 01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:14,120 Your master is hard at door. If he bid you open it, obey him 1399 01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:41,480 Stop, villains! Somebody call my wife. O now shall the devil be shamed 1400 01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:45,200 What, wife, I say! Come, come forth! 1401 01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:49,400 - This is mad as a mad dog - Come hither, Mistress Ford 1402 01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:53,880 Mistress Ford, the honest woman... 1403 01:48:54,960 --> 01:49:01,320 ...the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that hath the jealous fool to her husband 1404 01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:05,400 I suspect without cause, mistress, do I? 1405 01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:09,840 Heaven be my witness you do, if you suspect me in any dishonesty 1406 01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:12,600 Well said, brazen-face! Hold it out 1407 01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:16,320 Come forth, sirrah 1408 01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:19,240 - This passes! - Are you not ashamed? Morbleu! 1409 01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:22,840 - I shall find you anon - 'Tis unreasonable, come away 1410 01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:26,040 - Empty the bin, I say! - Why, man, why? 1411 01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:28,920 By my fidelity, this is not well, Mister Ford, this wrongs-- 1412 01:49:31,120 --> 01:49:32,520 Mister Page, as I am a man... 1413 01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:35,200 ...there was one conveyed from my house yesterday in this bin 1414 01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:37,200 Why may not he be there again? 1415 01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:40,840 In my house I am sure he is 1416 01:49:40,920 --> 01:49:45,200 My intelligence is true, my jealousy is reasonable 1417 01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:46,600 Here is no man 1418 01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:49,520 Nom de dieu! 1419 01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:54,640 Mister Ford, you must pray, and not follow the imaginations of your own heart 1420 01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:59,440 This is jealousies. The coals thereof are fiery coals and a vehement flame 1421 01:49:59,480 --> 01:50:02,520 - He's not here I seek for - No, nor nowhere else but in your brain 1422 01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:04,520 Help to search my house this one time 1423 01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:07,760 If I find not what I seek, for ever let me be your table-sport 1424 01:50:09,160 --> 01:50:13,360 Satisfy me once more. Once more search with me 1425 01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:18,440 What, ho, Mistress Page! Come you and the old woman down 1426 01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:22,920 - My husband will come into the chamber - Old woman! What old woman's that? 1427 01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:28,800 It is my maid, Elena Popescu, her aunt, the fat woman of Brentwood 1428 01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:31,480 The fat woman of Brentwood! 1429 01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:33,880 - The witch! - She's a witch? 1430 01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:40,160 You witch, you hag, you come down, I say! 1431 01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:41,960 Nay, good, sweet husband! 1432 01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:44,680 Good gentlemen, let him not harass the old woman 1433 01:50:44,760 --> 01:50:47,240 Come, give me your hand Mother Popescu 1434 01:50:57,080 --> 01:51:01,680 - Popescu? I'll Popescu you! - No, Mister Ford 1435 01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:03,240 Ford? 1436 01:52:23,720 --> 01:52:25,920 - Where is she? - Have we killed her? 1437 01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,880 Elle a disparu, la sorcière 1438 01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:31,160 - Oh my god! - Hang her, witch! 1439 01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:34,480 By yea and no, I think the woman is a witch 1440 01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:38,800 I like it not when a woman has such hair upon her chest 1441 01:52:39,520 --> 01:52:44,360 Now, gentlemen, I beseech you, follow me. See but the issue of my jealousy 1442 01:52:44,440 --> 01:52:47,520 - What? - Falstaff is here 1443 01:52:48,320 --> 01:52:53,160 If I cry out thus upon no trail, never trust me when I cry again 1444 01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:57,560 Let's obey his humour a little further. Follow, gentlemen 1445 01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:04,680 He beat him most pitifully 1446 01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:09,400 Nay, by the mass, that he did not. Methought he beat him most unpitifully 1447 01:53:10,640 --> 01:53:14,320 What think you? May we, with the warrant of womanhood... 1448 01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:16,440 ...and the witness of a good conscience... 1449 01:53:16,520 --> 01:53:18,560 ...pursue him with any further revenge? 1450 01:53:18,640 --> 01:53:21,880 The spirit of wantonness is, sure, scared out of him 1451 01:53:21,920 --> 01:53:24,440 He will never, I think, attempt us again 1452 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:27,760 Get off 1453 01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:37,320 Shall we tell our husbands how we have served him? 1454 01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:41,640 By all means, yes, if it be but to scrape the figures out of your husband's brains 1455 01:53:41,720 --> 01:53:44,400 I'll warrant they'll have him publicly shamed 1456 01:53:44,440 --> 01:53:48,960 But if the unvirtuous fat knight shall be any further afflicted... 1457 01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,720 - ...we two will still be the ministers - We will 1458 01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:56,440 Come, to the forge with it then, shape it. I would not have things cool 1459 01:54:18,840 --> 01:54:22,360 Forsooth, I would my master had Mistress Anne... 1460 01:54:23,200 --> 01:54:25,200 ...or I would Master Slender had her 1461 01:54:25,840 --> 01:54:28,800 Or, in sooth, I would Master Fenton had her 1462 01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:34,720 I will do what I can for them all three... 1463 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:39,480 ...for so I have promised, and I'll be as good as my word 1464 01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:43,000 But speciously for Master Fenton 1465 01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:51,320 But now, I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses 1466 01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:54,760 What a beast am I to slack it! 1467 01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:05,680 I don't believe it! 1468 01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:08,080 And did he send you both these letters at an instant? 1469 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,840 Within a quarter of an hour 1470 01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:22,120 Pardon me, wife 1471 01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:25,960 Henceforth do what thou wilt 1472 01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:29,760 I rather will suspect the sun with cold than thee with wantonness 1473 01:55:31,040 --> 01:55:35,320 Now doth thy honour stand, in him that was late an heretic... 1474 01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:40,080 ...as firm as faith 1475 01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,800 'Tis well, 'tis well 1476 01:55:52,800 --> 01:55:54,320 All right, all right! 1477 01:55:55,400 --> 01:55:56,800 No more 1478 01:55:57,800 --> 01:56:01,280 But let our plot go forward 1479 01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:05,120 Let our wives yet once again, to make us public sport... 1480 01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:09,880 ...meet with this old fat fellow, where we may take him and disgrace him for it 1481 01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:11,120 How shall he come to us? 1482 01:56:11,160 --> 01:56:13,920 They've sent him word they'll meet him in the square at midnight 1483 01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:19,240 You say he's been thrown in the canal and has been grievously beaten as a witch 1484 01:56:19,320 --> 01:56:22,480 Methinks there should be terrors in him that he should not come 1485 01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:25,360 Methinks his flesh is punished... 1486 01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,880 ...he shall have no desires 1487 01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:35,040 Devise but how you'll use him when he comes, we have devised the way to bring him there 1488 01:56:35,080 --> 01:56:40,800 There is an old tale goes that Herne the hunter, sometime a keeper here about the town... 1489 01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:44,120 ...doth some midsummer eves, at still midnight... 1490 01:56:44,160 --> 01:56:47,640 ...walk round the square, with great ragged horns 1491 01:56:47,680 --> 01:56:53,320 And there he cries and shakes a chain in a most hideous and dreadful manner 1492 01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:57,760 Yeah, and there want not many that do fear in deep of night to walk by that place 1493 01:56:58,200 --> 01:56:59,160 Boo! 1494 01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:03,480 - But what of this? - Marry, this is our device 1495 01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:07,360 That Falstaff at that place shall meet with us... 1496 01:57:07,440 --> 01:57:11,720 ...disguised like Herne with huge horns on his head 1497 01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:15,680 Well, let it not be doubted but that he'll come, and in this shape 1498 01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:19,520 But when you have brought him thither, what shall be done with him? What is your plot? 1499 01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:22,160 That likewise have we thought upon, and thus 1500 01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:27,120 Anne Page, my daughter, you my husband... 1501 01:57:27,160 --> 01:57:28,600 ...nay, all of you... 1502 01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:31,400 Sir Hugh, the good Doctor, Mister Shallow... 1503 01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:32,880 when he's out of AandE... 1504 01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:37,760 All the fat Knight's discarded men, our Hostess and the girl... 1505 01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:42,480 you'll dress like ghosts and spirits and upon a sudden as Falstaff... 1506 01:57:42,560 --> 01:57:47,720 ...she and I, are newly met, look you rush out with some diffused cry 1507 01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:51,960 Upon your sight, we two in great amazedness will fly 1508 01:57:52,040 --> 01:57:54,680 Then do you encircle him about... 1509 01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:59,240 ...and ask him why that hour he dares to walk the town in such a shape 1510 01:57:59,320 --> 01:58:04,560 And till he tell the truth, then let you all torment him with your flares 1511 01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:07,600 The truth being known, we'll then present ourselves... 1512 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:10,920 ...dis-horn the spirit, and mock him till the dawn 1513 01:58:11,440 --> 01:58:12,440 Brilliant 1514 01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:15,080 We must be practised and prepared well to this 1515 01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:20,000 - I shall assemble all the group - That will be excellent. I'll go and buy us vizards 1516 01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:23,120 And I'll to him again in name of Brook 1517 01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:26,120 He'll tell us all his purpose. I'm sure he'll come 1518 01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:27,520 Fear not you that 1519 01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:29,960 Go get us properties and tricking for our company 1520 01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:34,760 Let us about it. It is admirable pleasures and very honest knaveries 1521 01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,640 I have a thought that in this time... 1522 01:58:38,720 --> 01:58:43,520 ...shall Master Slender steal my Anne away and marry her tonight 1523 01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:48,960 Now must I to the Doctor 1524 01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:55,280 He hath my good will, for none but he shall marry with Anne Page 1525 01:58:55,360 --> 01:58:59,200 That Slender, though well landed, is an idiot 1526 01:59:00,680 --> 01:59:03,560 And, he, my husband, best of all affects 1527 01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:08,280 The Doctor is well moneyed, and his friends potent at court 1528 01:59:08,360 --> 01:59:11,600 He, none but he, shall have her 1529 01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:13,960 Hit it! 1530 01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:46,960 Oh, if it should come to the ear of the court, how I have been transformed 1531 01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:50,600 And how my transformation hath been cudgelled... 1532 01:59:51,120 --> 01:59:53,840 ...they would melt me out of my fat, drop by drop... 1533 01:59:53,880 --> 01:59:56,320 ...and liquor fishermen's boots with me 1534 01:59:56,400 --> 01:59:59,600 I warrant they would whip me with their fine wits... 1535 01:59:59,680 --> 02:00:03,480 ...till I were as crest-fallen as a dried pear 1536 02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:09,360 Well, if my wind were but long enough to say my prayers... 1537 02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:11,600 ...I would repent 1538 02:00:11,680 --> 02:00:13,600 Can I help you, Madam? 1539 02:00:15,160 --> 02:00:17,600 No, thank you so much 1540 02:00:18,440 --> 02:00:21,600 I'm just about to retire to my boudoir 1541 02:00:22,800 --> 02:00:24,640 Oh, you are awful 1542 02:00:26,360 --> 02:00:27,680 But I like you 1543 02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:35,480 Oh, you look lovely 1544 02:00:36,680 --> 02:00:41,120 - Where is Falstaff? - Nay I know not 1545 02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:45,400 But there's a woman, a fat woman, just gone into his chamber 1546 02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:47,200 A fat woman? 1547 02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:53,560 The knight might be robbed 1548 02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:55,880 I'll call 1549 02:00:57,000 --> 02:01:01,240 Bully knight! Bully Sir John! Art thou there? 1550 02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:05,400 Speak from thy lungs military 1551 02:01:05,480 --> 02:01:09,720 - 'Tis thine Hostess calls - How now, mine Hostess! 1552 02:01:10,880 --> 02:01:18,560 Let thy fat woman come out, bully, my chambers are honourable 1553 02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:21,080 There was, mine Hostess... 1554 02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:25,200 ...an old wise woman even now with me, but she's gone 1555 02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:27,200 - A wise woman? - Ay, mine Hostess 1556 02:01:27,240 --> 02:01:31,680 One that hath taught me more than ever I learned before in my life 1557 02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:35,040 Bardolph! Robin! 1558 02:01:38,520 --> 02:01:42,040 Now, whence come you? 1559 02:01:42,080 --> 02:01:44,160 >From the two parties, forsooth 1560 02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:46,840 The devil take one party and his dam the other! 1561 02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:50,600 I have suffered more for their sakes... 1562 02:01:50,680 --> 02:01:55,840 ...more than the villanous inconstancy of man's disposition is able to bear 1563 02:01:55,920 --> 02:02:01,080 And have not they suffered? Yes, I warrant you, speciously one of them 1564 02:02:01,160 --> 02:02:04,640 Mistress Ford, good heart, is beaten black and blue 1565 02:02:04,680 --> 02:02:06,440 What tellest thou me of black and blue? 1566 02:02:06,480 --> 02:02:09,560 I was, myself, beaten into all the colours of the rainbow 1567 02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:12,920 And but that my admirable dexterity of wit... 1568 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:17,360 ...my counterfeiting the action of an old woman, delivered me... 1569 02:02:17,440 --> 02:02:23,920 ...I was like to be set in the stocks, in the common stocks, by a constable... 1570 02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:26,600 ...for the old witch of Brentwood 1571 02:02:26,960 --> 02:02:32,240 Sir, let me speak, and you shall hear how things go, and, I warrant, to your content 1572 02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:37,440 Here is a letter will say somewhat 1573 02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:45,800 Good hearts, what ado is here to bring you together! 1574 02:02:46,960 --> 02:02:51,640 Sure, one of you does not serve heaven well, that you are so crossed 1575 02:02:54,600 --> 02:02:55,560 Yes... 1576 02:02:55,640 --> 02:03:01,320 'Tis all set, and I will do what I can to get you a pair of horns 1577 02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:05,160 This is the third time, I hope good luck lies in odd numbers 1578 02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:09,600 Away. Time wears. Hold up your head and mince 1579 02:03:11,360 --> 02:03:12,440 Bless you, sir 1580 02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:17,720 How now, Mister Brook! Mister Brook, the matter will be known to-night, or never 1581 02:03:17,800 --> 02:03:22,280 Be you in the square about midnight, and you shall see wonders 1582 02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:26,720 Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me you had appointed? 1583 02:03:26,760 --> 02:03:30,000 I went to her, Mister Brook, as you see, like a poor old man 1584 02:03:30,080 --> 02:03:34,280 But I came from her, Mister Brook, like a poor old woman 1585 02:03:34,360 --> 02:03:36,080 That same knave Ford, her husband... 1586 02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:41,240 ...hath the finest mad devil of jealousy in him, Mister Brook, that ever governed frenzy 1587 02:03:41,320 --> 02:03:46,400 I'll tell you all, Mister Brook. I'll tell you strange things of this knave Ford... 1588 02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:50,040 ...on whom tonight I will be revenged... 1589 02:03:50,120 --> 02:03:53,520 ...and I will deliver his wife into your hands 1590 02:03:54,280 --> 02:03:58,920 Strange things afoot, Mister Brook! Strange things afoot 1591 02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:24,840 How now, good Mistress Hostess 1592 02:04:24,880 --> 02:04:29,160 Talk not to me, Master Fenton, my mind is heavy 1593 02:04:29,240 --> 02:04:32,720 Yet hear me speak, assist me in my purpose 1594 02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:37,600 And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee one hundred pounds in gold 1595 02:04:37,680 --> 02:04:40,520 I will hear thee, Master Fenton 1596 02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:42,320 - Oh, I like your glasses - Yes 1597 02:04:43,560 --> 02:04:49,040 >From time to time I have acquainted you with the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page... 1598 02:04:49,120 --> 02:04:53,240 ...who mutually hath answered my affection, even to my wish 1599 02:04:56,000 --> 02:05:00,480 I have a letter from her of such contents as you will wonder at, the mirth whereof... 1600 02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:05,600 ...so mingled with my matter, that neither singly can be manifested, without the show of both 1601 02:05:05,680 --> 02:05:10,640 Fat Falstaff hath a great scene. The image of the jest I'll show you here at large 1602 02:05:10,720 --> 02:05:12,760 Hark, good Hostess 1603 02:05:12,840 --> 02:05:16,640 This midnight in the square, just 'twixt twelve and one... 1604 02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:20,160 ...must my sweet Anne present a ghostly scene 1605 02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:25,720 The purpose why, is here. In which disguise, while other jests are something rank on foot... 1606 02:05:25,800 --> 02:05:28,960 ...her father hath commanded her to slip away with Slender... 1607 02:05:29,040 --> 02:05:31,280 ...and with him away, immediately to marry 1608 02:05:31,360 --> 02:05:32,880 She hath consented 1609 02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:37,400 Now, mistress, her mother, ever strong against that match and firm for Doctor Caius... 1610 02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:40,200 ...hath appointed that he shall likewise shuffle her away... 1611 02:05:40,280 --> 02:05:42,360 ...while other sports are tasking of their minds 1612 02:05:42,440 --> 02:05:45,960 And at the deanery, where a priest attends, straight marry her 1613 02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:51,000 To this her mother's plot she seemingly obedient likewise hath made promise to the Doctor 1614 02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:56,160 Now, thus it rests. Her father means she shall be all in white 1615 02:05:56,200 --> 02:06:00,440 And in that shade, when Slender sees his time to take her by the hand and bid her go... 1616 02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:01,960 ...she shall go with him 1617 02:06:02,040 --> 02:06:05,400 Her mother hath intended, the better to denote her to the Doctor... 1618 02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:07,680 ...for they must all be masked and vizarded... 1619 02:06:07,720 --> 02:06:11,080 ...that quaint in green she shall be loose enrobed... 1620 02:06:11,120 --> 02:06:13,720 ...and when the Doctor spies his vantage ripe... 1621 02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:19,680 ...to pinch her by the hand, and, on that token, the maid hath given consent to go with him 1622 02:06:19,760 --> 02:06:23,440 Which means she to deceive, father or mother? 1623 02:06:23,520 --> 02:06:26,640 Both, my good Hostess, to go along with me 1624 02:06:28,560 --> 02:06:29,680 Now, thus it rests... 1625 02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:32,800 Oh no! Put 'em back on 1626 02:06:34,080 --> 02:06:36,160 ...that you'll procure the vicar... 1627 02:06:37,640 --> 02:06:41,000 ...to stay for me at church 'twixt twelve and one 1628 02:06:41,080 --> 02:06:46,040 And, in the lawful name of marrying, to give our hearts united ceremony 1629 02:06:46,120 --> 02:06:50,000 Well, husband your device, I'll to the vicar 1630 02:06:50,080 --> 02:06:54,160 Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest 1631 02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:59,000 So shall I evermore be bound to thee. Besides, I'll make thee a present recompense 1632 02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:39,640 Cousin, cousin! 1633 02:07:41,280 --> 02:07:42,320 It's me 1634 02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:50,520 Right we'll couch far off till we see the others all are come 1635 02:07:50,600 --> 02:07:53,920 - Remember, son Slender, my daughter - Ay, forsooth 1636 02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:58,120 I have spoke with her and we have a code-word how to know one another 1637 02:07:58,160 --> 02:08:01,040 I come to her in white and cry "mum"... 1638 02:08:01,120 --> 02:08:05,360 ...and she cries "budget". And by that we know one another 1639 02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:09,120 "Mum"? "Budget"? 1640 02:08:11,520 --> 02:08:14,280 What need you that? The white will decipher her well enough 1641 02:08:14,760 --> 02:08:18,480 - It hath struck ten - Heaven prosper our sport 1642 02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:23,080 No man means evil but the devil, and we shall know him by his horns 1643 02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:24,920 Come, gentlemen, let's away 1644 02:08:26,840 --> 02:08:30,920 - Good Doctor, my daughter is in green - Green 1645 02:08:30,960 --> 02:08:32,840 When you see your time, take her by the hand... 1646 02:08:32,920 --> 02:08:35,760 ...away with her to the deanery, and dispatch it quickly 1647 02:08:35,800 --> 02:08:37,200 I know what I have to do 1648 02:08:37,280 --> 02:08:40,480 Go before us into the square, we two must go together 1649 02:08:41,160 --> 02:08:43,000 - Adieu - Fare you well, sir 1650 02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:47,440 My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of Falstaff... 1651 02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:50,720 ...as he will chafe at the Doctor's marrying my daughter 1652 02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:56,080 But 'tis no matter. Better a little chiding than a great deal of heartbreak 1653 02:08:56,160 --> 02:09:01,040 Where is Anne now and her troop of ghosts, and the Welsh phantom Hugh? 1654 02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:05,600 They are gone to couch themselves around the square, with obscured lights 1655 02:09:05,680 --> 02:09:08,640 Which, at the very instant of Falstaff's and our meeting... 1656 02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:10,720 ...they will at once display to the night 1657 02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:13,000 That cannot choose but amaze him 1658 02:09:13,000 --> 02:09:17,600 If he be not amazed, he will be mocked. If he be amazed, he will every way be mocked 1659 02:09:18,640 --> 02:09:21,040 We'll betray him finely 1660 02:09:21,080 --> 02:09:26,280 Against such lewdsters and their lechery, those that betray them do no treachery 1661 02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:30,360 - The hour draws on. To the square! - Tally ho 1662 02:10:42,520 --> 02:10:46,480 The church bell hath struck twelve, the minute draws on 1663 02:10:47,040 --> 02:10:50,680 Now, the hot-blooded gods assist me! 1664 02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:54,800 Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa 1665 02:10:54,880 --> 02:10:57,840 Love set on thy horns 1666 02:10:57,880 --> 02:11:04,720 O powerful love, that, in some respects makes a beast a man 1667 02:11:04,800 --> 02:11:06,480 In some other... 1668 02:11:08,360 --> 02:11:11,800 ...a man a beast 1669 02:11:12,680 --> 02:11:18,480 For me, I am here a rutting stag 1670 02:11:22,960 --> 02:11:25,520 And I think the fattest in the forest 1671 02:11:26,720 --> 02:11:32,640 Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow? 1672 02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:36,280 But who comes here? My doe? 1673 02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:41,600 Sir John! Art thou there? 1674 02:11:42,760 --> 02:11:46,400 My deer? My male deer? 1675 02:11:49,200 --> 02:11:52,120 My doe with the black scut! 1676 02:12:05,400 --> 02:12:08,000 Let the sky rain potatoes... 1677 02:12:09,400 --> 02:12:12,280 ...let it thunder to the tune of Greensleeves... 1678 02:12:12,360 --> 02:12:15,680 Hail kissing-comfits and snow eringoes... 1679 02:12:15,760 --> 02:12:19,480 ...let there come a tempest of provocation 1680 02:12:19,520 --> 02:12:23,480 I will shelter me here 1681 02:12:23,520 --> 02:12:26,600 Mistress Page is come with me, sweetheart 1682 02:12:30,800 --> 02:12:34,320 Divide me like a bribed buck, each a haunch... 1683 02:12:34,400 --> 02:12:37,400 ...and my horns I bequeath your husbands 1684 02:12:37,440 --> 02:12:41,560 Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience, he makes restitution 1685 02:12:42,520 --> 02:12:45,480 Am I a woodman, ha? 1686 02:12:46,520 --> 02:12:49,400 Speak I like Herne the hunter? 1687 02:12:52,160 --> 02:12:57,160 As I am a true spirit, welcome! 1688 02:12:58,600 --> 02:13:02,600 - Alas, what noise? - Heaven forgive our sins 1689 02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:07,160 - What should this be? - Away, away! 1690 02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:13,000 I think the devil will not have me damned... 1691 02:13:13,040 --> 02:13:16,400 ...lest the oil that's in me should set hell on fire 1692 02:13:16,440 --> 02:13:18,680 He would never else cross me thus 1693 02:13:26,680 --> 02:13:30,000 Spirits, black, grey, green, and white... 1694 02:13:30,760 --> 02:13:34,320 ...you moonshine revellers and shades of night 1695 02:13:34,920 --> 02:13:38,520 You orphan heirs of fixed destiny... 1696 02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:42,400 ...attend your office and your quality 1697 02:13:42,480 --> 02:13:46,160 These are ghosts! And he that speaks to them must die 1698 02:13:46,840 --> 02:13:51,440 I'll wink and crouch. No man their works must eye 1699 02:13:51,480 --> 02:13:56,080 But, stay, I smell a man of middle-earth 1700 02:13:56,120 --> 02:14:01,040 Vile worm, thou wast o'erlooked even in thy birth 1701 02:14:01,120 --> 02:14:04,520 With trial-fire touch me his lower-end 1702 02:14:05,280 --> 02:14:10,760 If he be chaste, the flame will back descend, and turn him to no pain 1703 02:14:11,480 --> 02:14:17,880 But if he start, it is the flesh of a corrupted heart 1704 02:14:20,000 --> 02:14:25,080 - A trial, come - Come, will this wood take fire? 1705 02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:30,400 Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted with desire 1706 02:14:31,160 --> 02:14:36,120 Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted with desire 1707 02:14:37,880 --> 02:14:38,920 Run! 1708 02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:17,680 Pray you, hold up the jest no higher 1709 02:15:19,320 --> 02:15:25,720 Now, good Sir John, how like you Windsor wives? 1710 02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:34,920 Now, sir, who's a cuckold now? 1711 02:15:36,280 --> 02:15:40,600 Mister Brook, Falstaff's a knave, a cuckoldly knave 1712 02:15:40,680 --> 02:15:42,680 Here are his horns, Mister Brook 1713 02:15:42,720 --> 02:15:44,160 And, Mister Brook... 1714 02:15:44,200 --> 02:15:48,040 ...he hath enjoyed nothing of Ford's, except... 1715 02:15:48,120 --> 02:15:53,720 ...his wheelie bin, his cudgel, and this hour upon that stone 1716 02:15:54,560 --> 02:15:59,560 Sweet Sir John, we have had ill luck, we could never meet 1717 02:15:59,640 --> 02:16:02,640 I will never take you for my love again... 1718 02:16:02,720 --> 02:16:06,640 ...but I will always count you my deer 1719 02:16:08,080 --> 02:16:11,520 I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass 1720 02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:13,760 And these are not spirits 1721 02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:17,360 I was three or four times in the thought they were not 1722 02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:22,520 And yet the guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers... 1723 02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:24,920 ...drove the grossness of this foppery... 1724 02:16:25,000 --> 02:16:29,760 ...into a received belief, in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason 1725 02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:36,720 See now how wit may be made a Jack-a-Lent... 1726 02:16:37,680 --> 02:16:41,800 ...when 'tis upon ill employment 1727 02:16:42,480 --> 02:16:47,320 Sir John Falstaff, serve God, leave your desires... 1728 02:16:47,400 --> 02:16:49,480 ...and spirits will not haunt you 1729 02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:53,480 - Well said, Sir Hugh - And leave your jealousies too, I pray you 1730 02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:58,960 I will never mistrust my wife again till thou art able to woo her in good English 1731 02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:02,440 English? Dim gwerth rhech dafad! 1732 02:17:03,120 --> 02:17:04,360 He's Welsh... 1733 02:17:06,040 --> 02:17:09,160 Sir John Falstaff, you are given to fornications... 1734 02:17:09,240 --> 02:17:12,480 ...and taverns and sack and wine and metheglins... 1735 02:17:12,520 --> 02:17:16,000 ...and drinkings and swearings and starings and pribbles... 1736 02:17:16,080 --> 02:17:17,320 ...and prabbles 1737 02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:19,200 Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too? 1738 02:17:19,320 --> 02:17:23,120 To stand at the taunt of one that make fritters of English? 1739 02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:28,840 Well, I am your theme. You have the start of me 1740 02:17:29,560 --> 02:17:31,360 I am dejected 1741 02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:35,040 I am not able to answer this Welsh flannel 1742 02:17:36,600 --> 02:17:39,640 Use me as you will 1743 02:17:39,720 --> 02:17:45,400 Marry, sir, let that you have suffered be biting affliction enough 1744 02:17:45,480 --> 02:17:47,240 Yet be cheerful, knight 1745 02:17:47,280 --> 02:17:50,000 Thou shalt drink a posset tonight at my house... 1746 02:17:50,080 --> 02:17:53,720 ...where I will desire thee to laugh at my wife, who now laughs at thee 1747 02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:55,000 Tell her... 1748 02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:59,360 Master Slender hath married her daughter 1749 02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:00,960 Doctors doubt that 1750 02:18:01,000 --> 02:18:02,520 Whoa ho, father Page 1751 02:18:02,560 --> 02:18:05,560 Son, how now! How now, son! Have you dispatched? 1752 02:18:05,600 --> 02:18:09,000 - Dispatched! There's a word for it! - For what, son? 1753 02:18:09,040 --> 02:18:13,560 I came yonder to the church to marry Mistress Anne Page, and she's... 1754 02:18:14,720 --> 02:18:16,760 ...Simple, my serving man 1755 02:18:18,480 --> 02:18:20,560 If it hadn't been in the church, I would have swinged you 1756 02:18:20,640 --> 02:18:23,800 - Upon my life, then, you took the wrong - What need you tell me that? 1757 02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:27,640 I think so, when I took a boy for a girl. For this apparel I might have married him 1758 02:18:27,720 --> 02:18:29,280 This is your own folly! 1759 02:18:29,320 --> 02:18:32,200 Did not I tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments? 1760 02:18:32,280 --> 02:18:35,080 I came to her in white, cried "mum"... 1761 02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:37,880 ...and she cried "budget", as Anne and I had appointed 1762 02:18:37,960 --> 02:18:40,440 And yet it was not Anne, but... him 1763 02:18:44,400 --> 02:18:46,640 Good George, be not angry 1764 02:18:46,720 --> 02:18:51,880 I knew of your purpose and turned my daughter into green 1765 02:18:51,960 --> 02:18:58,520 And, indeed, she is now with the Doctor at the deanery, and there married 1766 02:18:58,560 --> 02:19:03,960 Where is Mistress Page? By gar, I am cozened 1767 02:19:04,040 --> 02:19:07,680 I have married un garçon, it is not Anne Page 1768 02:19:07,760 --> 02:19:09,360 By gar, I am cozened 1769 02:19:09,440 --> 02:19:11,160 Why, took you her in green? 1770 02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:14,800 Oui, by gar! It's not an 'er, it's an 'im 1771 02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:17,240 It's a Nym 1772 02:19:19,000 --> 02:19:21,800 My name is Nym 1773 02:19:23,400 --> 02:19:25,680 And we are married 1774 02:19:35,760 --> 02:19:38,760 This is strange. Who hath the right Anne? 1775 02:19:38,840 --> 02:19:42,920 My heart misgives me. Here comes Master Fenton 1776 02:20:08,760 --> 02:20:10,520 How do you, Master Fenton! 1777 02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:13,320 Pardon, good father! Good my mother, pardon! 1778 02:20:13,360 --> 02:20:16,560 Now, good mistress, how chance you went not with Master Slender? 1779 02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:21,680 - Why went you not with the Doctor, maid? - You do afright her. Hear the truth of it 1780 02:20:23,240 --> 02:20:25,640 You would have married her most shamefully... 1781 02:20:26,560 --> 02:20:28,640 ...where there was no proportion held in love 1782 02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:33,320 The truth is, she and I, long since contracted... 1783 02:20:34,000 --> 02:20:37,080 ...are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us 1784 02:20:38,200 --> 02:20:41,520 The offence is holy that she hath committed 1785 02:20:42,160 --> 02:20:49,040 And this deceit loses the name of craft, of disobedience, or unduteous title... 1786 02:20:49,160 --> 02:20:55,680 ...since therein she doth evitate and shun a thousand irreligious cursed hours... 1787 02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:58,520 ...that forced marriage would have brought upon her 1788 02:20:58,600 --> 02:21:02,640 Stand not afraid, here is no remedy 1789 02:21:02,720 --> 02:21:05,960 In love the heavens themselves do guide the state 1790 02:21:06,040 --> 02:21:10,680 Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate 1791 02:21:10,720 --> 02:21:15,800 I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand to strike at me... 1792 02:21:15,880 --> 02:21:17,760 ...that your arrows have glanced 1793 02:21:18,360 --> 02:21:24,280 When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chased 1794 02:21:25,560 --> 02:21:26,520 Out! 1795 02:21:29,520 --> 02:21:32,160 What cannot be eschewed must be embraced 1796 02:21:33,040 --> 02:21:34,560 Fenton! 1797 02:21:43,440 --> 02:21:45,000 Heaven give thee joy 1798 02:21:46,520 --> 02:21:49,720 And I will muse no further neither 1799 02:21:49,800 --> 02:21:55,480 Good Master Fenton. Heaven grant you many, many merry days 1800 02:21:56,640 --> 02:22:00,800 Good husband, let us every one go home... 1801 02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:04,120 ...and laugh this sport o'er a country fire 1802 02:22:04,800 --> 02:22:08,440 - Sir John and all - Let it be so, Sir John 1803 02:22:08,600 --> 02:22:12,400 To Mister Brook you yet shall hold your word... 1804 02:22:12,480 --> 02:22:18,000 ...for he tonight shall lie with Mistress Ford